An Old And Homely Grandmother Accidentally Summons A Demon. She Mistakes Him For Her Gothic-phase Teenage

TILT YOUR SCREEN BACK AND CRY.

the dubious philosophy of salmon

Le Gouffre, 2014 Directed by Carl Beauchemin, Thomas Chrétien, and David Forest

Le Gouffre is the first collaboration of three passionate 3D artists : David Forest, Carl Beauchemin and Thomas Chrétien. Uniting under the name Lightning Boy Studio, they spent more than two full years creating the ten-minute film, living on their own savings, and for the most part without external funding. The trio, having met in animation school, wished to prove their skills and attract the attention of major players of the movie industry.

The film tells the story of two spirited travelers who come across an incredibly wide chasm on their journey and decide to build a bridge to cross it. The movie’s style showcases an innovative aesthetic, at the crossroads of realism and painting.

Visit Le Gouffre’s official website here to read more about this amazing short film from Lightning Boy Studio.

I’ve gotten a lot of questions about what settings I use, how I color, and how I draw dicks. I may address the third question some other time, lol. But for the others, I made up this quick tutorial.

I AM SORRY FOR MY HANDWRITING. The only thing I don’t like about Paint Tool Sai is that it doesn’t...

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS I’VE MADE YOUR SKIN SOFT AND YOUR LIPS RED AS BLOOD NOW IT’S TIME FOR SOME FINE ASS HOME FURNISHINGS CUZ YOU’RE ABOUT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE

MUTHA

FUCKIN

STRING

BALLS

FIRST THINGS FIRST YOU NEED A BALLOON. IF YOU’RE BASIC LIKE ME YOU CAN USE NORMAL BALLOONS OR IF YOU WANT YOUR BALLS TO BE AS ROUND AS THE SOULS YOU HARVEST THEN GET SOME PUNCHING BALLOONS LIKE THIS

NOW THE FOLLOWING STEP IS OPTIONAL AND BY OPTIONAL I MEAN JUST DO IT LIKE A NIKE SHOE. GET SOME VASELINE AND SMEAR A THIN LAYER ALL OVER YOUR BALLOON I KNOW IT’S GOOEY GET OVER IT WEAR GLOVES IF YOU MUST OK NOW YOU NEED SOME STRING I LIKE THIS KIND

YOU CAN USE COTTON STRING OR YARN OR HEMP WHATEVER YOU LIKE YOU CAN GET IT IN COOL COLORS OR JUST PLAIN ASS WHITE

DID I MENTION YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT DOWN NEWSPAPER OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THIS SHIT COULD GET MESSY? YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT. NOW THIS NEXT PART YOU CAN TOTALLY BUST OUT THOSE GLOVES AND I WONT EVEN JUDGE CUZ DAMN I HAVE MORE GLITTER ON MY FINGERNAILS THAN A DRAG QUEEN GET YOURSELF SOME MOD PODGE

I USED THE KIND WITH GLITTER OR YOU CAN USE ELMERS GLUE I GUESS IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO OR WHATEVER KIND OF CRAFT GLUE OR DECOUPAGE YOU LIKE TO USE. YOU CAN MIX IN GLITTER IF YOU WANT TO. NOW GET YOUR STRING AND CUT OFF HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU WANT TO USE AND LAY IT ON A PAPER PLATE. NOW SOAK THE STRING IN MOD PODGE LIKE THE STRING IS A WHITE T-SHIRT AND THE MOD PODGE IS WATER.

NOW TIE THE STRING TO THE BALLOONS NECK LEAVING ABOUT A FOOT OF EXTRA STRING THEN WRAP IT AROUND UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF FUCKING ART AWWW YEAH YOU’RE SO GOOD AT ART NOW ALL THAT’S LEFT TO DO IS TIE IT SOMEWHERE TO DRY, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, AND CATAPULT INTO BED AND WAIT FOR TOMORROW

IS IT TOMORROW YET I SURE HOPE SO NOW THE NEXT STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT TAKE YOUR FINGERS AND WORK THE BALLOON AWAY FROM THE STRING BECUASE OTHERWISE IT WILL GET ALL CRUSHY LIKE THIS WHEN YOU POP THE BALLOON 

SO JUST GET YOUR FINGERS IN THERE AND UNSTICK THE STRING FROM THE BALLOON THEN SNIP A HOLE IN THE BALLOONS NECK AND CAREFULLY LET THE AIR OUT AS YOU KEEP WORKING THE STRING OFF

NOW SLAM DUNK THAT BALLOON IN THE TRASH YOU HAVE YOURSELF ONE HELL OF A STRING BALL NOT REALLY YOUR FIRST ONE PROBABLY WONT LOOK THAT AMAZING BUT DAMN YOU MADE IT AND YOU’RE A FUCKING ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAY

NOW YOU CAN MAKE A BUNCH AND STRING FAIRY LIGHTS THROUGH THEM OR JUST HANG THEM AS DECORATIVES TRY YSING DIFFERENT COLOR STRING OR EVEN STRIPS OF LACE THE WORLD IS YOUR STRING BALL CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

Waiting On Superman

There are two boys

and they are heroes.

Their capes torn and covered in ash,

but you would never lend them a second glance in the laundromat.

Weighed down by guilt, neither can fly,

but they have each other and a car,

so maybe they're not so different from us.

They wake every morning and face the dark

so that everyone else can breathe a little lighter.

There's only two of them in the world, so they don't wear costumes,

but that doesn't mean they don't have masks.

  One day they'll go out with the force of a supernova,

guns blazing and hands intertwined,

together or not at all,

but their bodies will be lost in the carnage of their absence.

  Neither believes themselves as heroes;

warriors, soldiers, pawns,

but never pure-hearted heroes,

because their past is bloody

and their eyes are black.

The wincest in this song really hurts

I’ve reached 700 followers and I’m going to do a little stationary giveaway as a thank you. Items included: A4 lever arch folder, 2 recycled leather notebooks with lined paper, navy lined notebook, craft gridded notebook, small gridded ‘plan’ notebook, large post it notes in pink and orange, Muji page markers, stabilo pens 20 pack and stabilo highlighters 4 pack. To win, you must be following me, repost this and that’s it. The closing date is the 27th April 2015. X