I Feel Trapped Knowing I Have No Therapist And No One To Reach Out To Im Going To Die At The Age Of 20

Dave: You’re annoying.

James: Then stop holding my hand.

Dave: No.

James: Dave and I are really drunk. He tried to kiss me twice already.

Cliff: James, dude, you can’t hook up with Dave.

James: Relax, I won’t.

[four hours later]

James: I hooked up with Dave.

Cliff: Aaaaaaaaa.

James: Nine times.

Cliff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

today

bro my parents r hardcore losers for blaming me for everything and then acting like im someone special choose bro 😭

wife kinda weird but i love her

i cut myself again (please someone just love me)

James: Dave and I slept together.

Lars: And?

James: I thought you would be a little more shocked.

Lars: Oh, sorry.

Lars, in a shocked voice: And?!

yes im sadly alive