I want to be James' level of dramatic
James: my darling husband has gone off to war
Regulus: I have to go to work
James: I fear he may not return
Regulus: I'll only be gone like five hours-
James: I feel like I can still hear his voice
Regulus: I'm divorcing you
James: nooooooo
DC just hasn't met me yet
the audacity of the official dc account to even post this ๐ญ
Sigh looks like I'm going to have to burn my ex's house down...again...
Ghost: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Ghost: Next time youโre working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your exโs house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Soap: There were so many mixed messages in that I canโt-
I'm a Barbie Girl, in the Barbie world!!!
The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/nโs a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
James: f is for friends who do stuff together!
Sirius: u is for you and me!
Both: n is for anywhere and anytime at all here in the deep blue sea!!
Regulus: please drown
James: aww come on Reggie try it
Regulus: no
James: :(((
Regulus: f is for the fire I'm going to set in your dorm room later
Regulus: u is for the uranium bomb I going to plant in your trunk
Regulus: and n is for nobody finding your bodies
James:
Sirius:
James: im so in love
CAPTAIN PRICE AND THE CHIPMUNKS!!!๐ฉต
This... Is so cursed ๐คฃ
Barty core
Themโค๏ธ
Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!
UNCASUAL REMINDER!!!!!!!
if youโre MAGA, if youโre racist, if youโre homophobic, if youโre transphobic, if youโre not a feminist, if youโre not against deportation, if youโre against abortions, if you like the orange man, if youโre pro israel
BLOCK ME RIGHT NOW!!!!
didnโt think iโd have to say it again but ig i do!!
bruce + baby sketch dump
๐๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐!!!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ช๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ต๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ช๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐บ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐๐ณ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐โ๐ฎ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ!
24 ~ Capricorn ~ very delusional if you couldn't tell by the way I'm on this app...
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