Characters In Different Roles

diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

transition milestone: marked increase in the number of jars i can't open

took me a long time to find out that stanley cups are a brand of drinking vessel and people weren't just lying about their hockey achievements

it's fun to see a little kid, at the age where they can recognize a question is being asked but not quite parse out its contents, watching mickey mouse clubhouse and very confidently giving mickey incorrect answers

until recently I had only heard his name in one of my kid's phonk remixes so I assumed he was a fictional character made up for a song

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

my ideas for evil kids shows

The Miggles: A group of threatening men in desaturated turtlenecks sing and dance off rhythm to teach kids important lessons like how to destroy fruit salads (they're gross) and punish their hyperactive friend jeff by placing him in an eternal slumber

Redy: A family of dogs from new zealand constantly berate and abusive each other with no concern for each other's well being or boundaries. very popular with adults who had happy and fulfilling childhoods who wish they were older.

Red's Answers: A man endures psychological torture from a red dog who slowly unravels anything he's known to be true and real, having his mail stolen on a daily basis

Dora the Hermit: A mexican girl sits in her dreary house all day with no friends where her possessions are constantly stolen from her by a fox, everyone only speaks Spanish with as few signs as possible as to what they could be saying.

The Electric Bill: various dry segments misinform children on grammar and spelling with the goal of making them less literate

Eve and Lucifer: A show many people mistake as a parody of Moral Orel, teaching children various life lessons about living in sin and abandoning morals in the name of science

Active City: A mean lazy villain tells everyone to sit on their couches and eat junk food while moving as little as possible, causing the pirate metal band Alestorm to break up.

Normal Wild Animals: A group of animals who cause problems in a small area around an old folks home. Gives all american children that watch it british accents and all british children that watch it american accents.

Salt Pig: A lone beautiful specimen of a real life pig gores the queen of england to death

stage 1 emo/weeb phase board

It's not common, but every so often I run across a baby mouse that has crawled into a discarded peanut shell. It's usually body armor but sometimes it can be headgear also.

I call them Peanut Knights. This fuzzy has a quite stylish open-face helmet!

Here she is without her helmet:

it's belly o'clock