Hush Little Baby Dont You Cry. Mamas Gonna Buy You A Big Horse Fly. And If That Big Horse Fly Dont Fly.

this callout couldve been a block button

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

i will never stop bringing up this screenshot its actually the funniest thing ever

lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

Gonna start posting my favourite horror movie reviews because everyone is so funny, starting with saw(2004)