I Will Never Stop Bringing Up This Screenshot Its Actually The Funniest Thing Ever

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

worrying is like worshipping the problem

joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now