Me: Damn This Situation I'm In Sure Isn't Ideal, What Am I Gonna Do About This

lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

Gonna start posting my favourite horror movie reviews because everyone is so funny, starting with saw(2004)

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

this is literally my favorite video