AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

The venom movies are so funny because not only are they good, people really saw a black edgy monster and log into Xitter.com to complain about Big Woke making venom gay for “no reason” meanwhile the artist on the venom series has been Monsterfucker Number One (#1) since day one. And then they cast Tom Hardy as Eddie. Straight Guys YOU are the weird ones here insisting he has been straight all along.

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They are friends, trust me

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tag yourself i’m hazmat suit

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tragedies at baby time

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

a little late and long-time lurker but i saw this on twt

and im like aw man

I have a feeling you might not be the right person to ask but do you know how relatively popular each bts ship is within korean speaking armys (+ residing in korea?) ? like based on statistics from fanfiction/fanart sites or regional twitter trends? at some point you said that it's a popular theory that jikook are korea's open secret and I'm wondering if there are some statistics that back that theory somehow? 🤔🤔 I'm not questioning the validity of the theory btw I'm just genuinely so curious about the statistics. I'd be happy to know ship ranking statistics even if it doesn't pertain to that specific demographic tbh! if you have that on hand or know where to look. thanks! 💜

Question my validity! Question the validity of all my theories and everyone else's too! Question everything I say! Please! I'm not a Jikook deity! I'm just some guy! Don't put me on a pedestal please!! Don't do that to anyone! Lol we will all be happier people that way!

Anyways, about the stats. I would fucking love those too. Give me the math! Please! I enjoy the AO3 ship statistics. But that's not going to be worldwide and it's going to be reduced to just the fic writers/readers of the shippers. So idk. If you do the math or find the math somewhere, please feel free to share it!

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