Froggyan - Call Me An. 💫

Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks

hello! I brought you some strawberries!

I hope you like them :) if you liked them reblog twice, otherwise reblog once

I know you don't say anything but what kind of fruits do you like?

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AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully

chess getting a huge update i see

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

Going to clown court tomorrow

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you