Going To Clown Court Tomorrow

remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully

I’m never gonna dance again,

the way I danced with you 💃✨🕺✨🥀

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

jimin just wants to have wings

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist