"empowering Women By Sending Katy Perry To Space For 2 Minutes" Shut The Fuck Up. Samantha Cristoforetti

bts ⟡ i need u 2015

There was a gimmick called “your fave hates Christopher Columbus” but it got deactivated so i might as well just

EVERYONE hates Christopher Columbus.

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

tragedies at baby time

I’m never gonna dance again,

the way I danced with you 💃✨🕺✨🥀

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you