WHAT WAS I THINKING

The aftermath of Atticus vs Lester…

Apollo stumbled into Camp Jupiter, with his bloodied face and Meg trailing along behind him, snickering softly to herself. Frank stood by the gates, hands on his hips and smirking. He chuckled, “So, didn’t go as you planned, eh?”

Apollo frowned, “You knew this would happen?”

Frank shrugged, “Possibly. I mean, I did warn you not to go looking for him.”

The former god huffed, “You could’ve told me that he’d whoop my ass!”

The tall demigod crossed his arms over his chest, “It’s kind of a prerequisite when Atti’s mad at you for something. Thought you would’ve known already.”

“No! I’ve never met the kid before!”

Meg was trying to bite back her laughter. Frank shrugs, “Well, at least you know now.”

He looked closer at Apollo’s face, shaking his head, “Damn dude, did you even try to defend yourself? He got you pretty good.”

Apollo turned his head, “No! One second I’m trying to get him to help us, and the next thing I know he’s jumping off of his weird ass horse thing and practically force feeding me his fists! The little jackass tried to kill me too! See!”

He pointed to the small, bleeding cut on the side of his throat. Frank snorted, “Oh please, that’s nothing. And besides, he didn’t try to kill you, because Atticus doesn’t ‘try’ anything, he just does. Consider yourself lucky.”

Apollo looked at Frank, going slack-jawed and looking mildly horrified, “What on Demeter’s green earth do you mean by that?”

The demigod just shrugged, still smirking smugly.

The former god sighs, “That doesn’t answer my question.. At least he’s not still angry….”

He looks at Frank, “Right? Right??”

Frank lets out a short laugh, “Oh, no, he’s definitely still pissed. But he vented a bit of anger.”

Reyna spoke up, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, “If he vented out all of his anger, he would’ve deleted the entire state of California.”

Apollo jumped and yelped, nearly falling to the ground, “Holy shit!! Where did you come from?!”

Reyna gestures vaguely to Camp Jupiter, “Over there.”

“Oh, thanks. How helpful.” Apollo deadpanned.

i genuinely don’t understand Nico x Alabaster, someone please explain to me how it makes sense at all

like, isn’t Alabaster around Percy’s age?? A little older, even? And Nico is fourteen when Percy is eighteen?? I understand the FRIENDSHIP being possible, but…dating?? Makes no sense to me, someone dumb it down for my neanderthal brain plz

I CALL DIBS ON FRANK

QUICK CLAIM A PJO SIDE CHARACTER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE CLAIMS THEM!!!!!

me when my favorite character gets killed

Man, Will x Nico isn’t black cat x golden retriever.

It’s pitbull x siamese cat

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

ABSOLUTELY PEAK TAKE ON FRANK ZHANG

The day that people accept that Frank Zhang is more than just an insecure but strong softie is the day I rest because WHY does nobody remember little vro being canonically pessimistic as fuck. Even if he didn't say half the things he thought (which he most certainly did), the guy was absolutely the mayor of frown town at times.

What do you mean you never realized he was bitter and resentful outside of Leo? You missed the part where he started acting out after his mother died? HE SHATTERED HIS GRANDMA'S FINE CHINA DAWG. Brochacho constantly got frustrated by how perfect Percy was. He was pissed when Hazel held hands with Leo. HE CHOKESLAMED CALIGULA?? THAT TRIP GUY? He definitely CONSIDERED beating the shit out of Nico when be couldn't heal her. WIPED OUT A FLEET OF THOSE POISON SPEWING COWS?? he set himself on FIRE. That man can turn himself into a dragon, a swarm of bees, and fuck knows what else. A praetor with Mar's ability to control the dead.

OBVIOUSLY Frank is a gentle guy, but it's BECAUSE he's GROWN to be emotionally mature enough to deal with most of those emotions. That dude had Ares AND Mars telling him to beat the shit out of fuck ass da grease ball. HE SHOVED A SOCK IN A GODDESSES MOUTH, HIS OWN DAMN SOCK.

I need more angsty Frank that isn't just him hating his body or Leo. Those were just the tip of the iceberg for a whole mother load of issues.

Okay, Ethan… WHAT THE FUCK.

Incorrect Percy Jackson Quotes as situations I've been getting me and my friends into again except they make even less sense than the last time. Because it's been a few months. And things happen.

These are only funny in a situational context so imagine if you will.

Travis Stoll: (Pulling off an elaborate prank to slowly steal every single fucking orange off of someone's plate before they notice, and procede to make a game of keep away)

I'm still upset about that.

Idk probably Luke: "Do you think he's aware of being the posterboy for eugenics?"

Will Solace: (Will not stop talking about Hannibal oh my god how does everything connect to Hannibal)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Sending a billion pictures of the same random ass man nonstop)

Ethan Nakumara: "I can hear my eyeballs crunching"

Piper McLean: "Legally too unqualified to have a sugar daddy. Or mommy."

Annabeth Chase: "It's not stalking if they keep everything so public!"

Leo Valdez: (Explaining complex patterns of human thought and how they have a written plan to decipher people's behavior) "Just like Trigonometry."

Frank Zhang: (Holding a clown statue very delicately to his chest)

Percy Jackson: (With full confidence, hands on his hips) "Who the hell is eating pill dill chickle?"

Lester Papadopoulos: "Wait, can someone make that rhyme?.. I'm Dr. Seuss-us.. It's never Lupus.. AHA."

Hermes: "Oliver Twist never FUCKING scammed a person in his life. Yes, there was petty theft. So what?"

Hazel Levesque: (Eating fruit right down to the core. Can't tell me she doesn't do this from time to time.)

Fucking Thor I guess: (Being told about Werewolf Transgenderism Wednesday and thinking of Loki + Alex) "I would like to nominate that one werewolf mask as our hewere/shewere/theywere of honor."

Magnus Chase: "I begrudgingly hope you stay safe and get better."

Hearth: (blankly making siccsor motions with his hands everytime a specific person speaks)

Clovis: (Responding to texts from well over two months ago with just "what")

Sam Samirah Al Abbas: (In the most saddening fucking voice ever) "Oh.. Ham."

Mallory Keen: (Viciously stabbing at a tissue box in front of like five people for a good minute straight)

RARA: (keeping fucking spears at her bedside like a teddy bear)

Octavian: (Keeping a cheese knife under his pillow, weirdly enough, only for snacking on cheddar. Italian ass.)

Am I crazy or are some of the these the same asset time. It was with get for not proof reading at a.

Paolo: "And I guess that's just what BBC does to ya." (Talking about the British baking channel)

Loki: (Walking around someone else's house in the dead of night, flicking their tongue in complete silence like a fucking skinwalker)

Alex Fierro: (Accidentally scaring boys away by talking about a sharp metal chain belt they keep at all times to hit people with)

Jason Grace: (Wandering alone into the woods for a terrifying amount of time, wondering why people seem so scared when he finally thinks to return)

Connor Stoll: (Trying to teach a young child to swindle her little brother out of his Halloween candy and being both glad and disappointed that she won't)

Dakota: (Packing a stupid amount of dollar store, plastic, tacky ass neon cups to bring to a sleepover, only to insist on drinking water the entire time)

Blitz: (Assaulting people who bully his friends with horridly bright glitter)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Painting her entire damn body absurd colors)

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Hmmm…

HMMMMMM…