Okay, Ethan… WHAT THE FUCK.
Incorrect Percy Jackson Quotes as situations I've been getting me and my friends into again except they make even less sense than the last time. Because it's been a few months. And things happen.
These are only funny in a situational context so imagine if you will.
Travis Stoll: (Pulling off an elaborate prank to slowly steal every single fucking orange off of someone's plate before they notice, and procede to make a game of keep away)
I'm still upset about that.
Idk probably Luke: "Do you think he's aware of being the posterboy for eugenics?"
Will Solace: (Will not stop talking about Hannibal oh my god how does everything connect to Hannibal)
Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Sending a billion pictures of the same random ass man nonstop)
Ethan Nakumara: "I can hear my eyeballs crunching"
Piper McLean: "Legally too unqualified to have a sugar daddy. Or mommy."
Annabeth Chase: "It's not stalking if they keep everything so public!"
Leo Valdez: (Explaining complex patterns of human thought and how they have a written plan to decipher people's behavior) "Just like Trigonometry."
Frank Zhang: (Holding a clown statue very delicately to his chest)
Percy Jackson: (With full confidence, hands on his hips) "Who the hell is eating pill dill chickle?"
Lester Papadopoulos: "Wait, can someone make that rhyme?.. I'm Dr. Seuss-us.. It's never Lupus.. AHA."
Hermes: "Oliver Twist never FUCKING scammed a person in his life. Yes, there was petty theft. So what?"
Hazel Levesque: (Eating fruit right down to the core. Can't tell me she doesn't do this from time to time.)
Fucking Thor I guess: (Being told about Werewolf Transgenderism Wednesday and thinking of Loki + Alex) "I would like to nominate that one werewolf mask as our hewere/shewere/theywere of honor."
Magnus Chase: "I begrudgingly hope you stay safe and get better."
Hearth: (blankly making siccsor motions with his hands everytime a specific person speaks)
Clovis: (Responding to texts from well over two months ago with just "what")
Sam Samirah Al Abbas: (In the most saddening fucking voice ever) "Oh.. Ham."
Mallory Keen: (Viciously stabbing at a tissue box in front of like five people for a good minute straight)
RARA: (keeping fucking spears at her bedside like a teddy bear)
Octavian: (Keeping a cheese knife under his pillow, weirdly enough, only for snacking on cheddar. Italian ass.)
Am I crazy or are some of the these the same asset time. It was with get for not proof reading at a.
Paolo: "And I guess that's just what BBC does to ya." (Talking about the British baking channel)
Loki: (Walking around someone else's house in the dead of night, flicking their tongue in complete silence like a fucking skinwalker)
Alex Fierro: (Accidentally scaring boys away by talking about a sharp metal chain belt they keep at all times to hit people with)
Jason Grace: (Wandering alone into the woods for a terrifying amount of time, wondering why people seem so scared when he finally thinks to return)
Connor Stoll: (Trying to teach a young child to swindle her little brother out of his Halloween candy and being both glad and disappointed that she won't)
Dakota: (Packing a stupid amount of dollar store, plastic, tacky ass neon cups to bring to a sleepover, only to insist on drinking water the entire time)
Blitz: (Assaulting people who bully his friends with horridly bright glitter)
Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Painting her entire damn body absurd colors)
FRANK MY KING, MY SPIRIT ANIMAL 😭😭
frank internal monologue is like "I hate it here" -> "why do I suck so bad" -> "omg hazel hiiii ☺️" -> "I'm two bad jokes from ending it all" -> "I love breakfast food" -> "(virulent bitching)" -> "I'm literally gouing to die"
the tiktok trend of people’s native accents accidentally coming out and their friends making fun of them but it’s frank accidentally saying something in his canadian accent and all of the seven mimicking him
Gacha cards
Hmmm…
HMMMMMM…
I like astronomy, gaming, puns and I’m some sort of queer 😂
USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL
Side notes:
-This is TV show Luke that I’m going with because I found how similar Atticus looked to TV! Luke so I just rolled with it
-Yes, Atticus crosses over into the Crave Series by Tracy Wolff. I love the series and with how the PJO series works, the Crave series is 100% able to co-exist with it
-This is male OC x Frank Zhang
-Atticus curses. Quite a bit.
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‘Flowery’ description:
With tan skin and curly dark brown hair that frames his face, Atticus stands at five feet tall. His striking black eyes tell tales of hardship, with the left one blinded by a pale scar across it. Adorned in tattoos that symbolize various memories and marked by scars from past battles, he holds an air of mystery. The son of Nox and forged from his essence alongside 17 souls from the River Archeon, Atticus possesses an extraordinary intellect, mastering ten languages. Stoic in demeanor yet fiercely protective due to his Fatal Flaw, he navigates through life with resilience shaped by his complex upbringing.
Physical description:
Complexion: Tanned, covered in scars
Hair color/texture: Dark brown & curly
Eyes: Right eye is black, left eye is a light grey
Height: Five feet to five foot eight depending on timeline
Notable marks/scars: Scar over left eye from his hairline to his jawline, giant teeth marks on right shoulder, multiple scars on neck, & beauty mark over the middle of upper lip
Build: Stocky & muscular. Will literally fold you like a lawn chair
Other marks: Tattoos all over arms & torso (gained during and between HoO and ToA)
Extra details: Super masculine face & appearance, eerily similar to (TV show) Luke Castellan
Biology:
Godly parent: Nox
Mortal parent: None
Mortal family: None
Physiology: Seventeen souls from the river Archeon & Nox’s body matter
Species: Demigod/golem
Fatal flaw: Protectiveness
Powers: Seeing Fatal flaws, enhanced durability, reaction time, agility, & strength
Attire & weapons:
Weapons: Dual swords & daggers
Fighting style: Fast and brutal, kill ASAP & avoid hand to hand combat if possible. Ambush if able to
Clothing style: Practical & dark. Mostly greens and blacks, occasionally includes blues and reds. Often wears varying colors of cargo pants, tank tops/compression shirts/T-shirts, combat boots, & padded fingerless gloves. Sometimes wears dark green cloak
Personality & behavior:
Personality: Stoic, practical, highly intelligent, occasionally smug or teasing, protective of friends and family, mildly sociopathic in the beginning
Skills: Sword fighting, hand-to-hand combat, battle planning, accelerated learning capabilities, medical knowledge
Habits: Training late at night, sharpening/polishing weapons when annoyed or thinking, sits like a Roman behind a shield at all times, cuts the ‘g’ off of words ending in ‘ing’ (ex: darlin, lightin, huggin, etc.), calling people by their last names/nicknames
Languages known: English, Latin, Greek, Japanese, Russian, German, Italian, French, Mandarin, Spanish (not in order of when they were learned)
Favorite phrases:
“Fuck.”
“Gods damn it.”
“(…)’s head is so far up his/her ass, he/she could but it back on his/her shoulders from the inside.”
“Fuck off.”
“It wasn’t me…this time.”
Relations:
Kronos army foster family: Luke Castellan (father), Aoi Sears (mother), Ethan Nakumara (brother)
Biological family: Nox (creator/mother), all children/creations of Nox
Kronos army friends: Alabaster Torrington (best friend & magic mentor), Silena Beauregard (acquaintance, called her ‘Auntie Sil-Sil’)
CJ foster family: Jason Grace (brother)
CJ/CHB friends: Frank Zhang (best friend), Hazel Levseque, Annabeth Chase, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez (one sided, he annoys tf out of Atticus)
Miscellaneous friends: Lityerses, Meg McCaffrey, Apollo, Hudson Vega, Jaxon Vega
Not enemies, but not friends either: Percy Jackson
Rivals: Octavian
Enemies: Kronos, Gaea, Zeus/Jupiter, Nero, Caligula, Commodus, Hermes
Names/titles:
Atticus Castellan -Himself/Luke
Atticus Sears -Himself
Atticus Grace -Himself/Jason
Castellan’s spawn -Olympians
The Final Terror -Nox
The God Killer -Monsters
The Beast of San Francisco -Paranormals
Dead Eye -Izadora Vega
Atti, Atts -Friends & family
Cotton-ball -Ethan
Lil bro -Jason
Tiny shithead -Alabaster
Mini-me, bub, little guy, son, buddy -Luke
Sweet boy, my boy, hun, sweetie, sweetpea, darling, dearie, dear, my baby -Aoi
Dude, bud, man -Frank
Quotes:
“It’s pathetic that even in death my brother is still protecting you.”
“I didn’t even cry when my brother Mors came to tell me that my father was dead. I’d felt it the day it happened, in the back of my mind. Mors just confirmed my suspicions.”
“I will not bow in surrender, for I am the fool who tempts fate.”
“If Jackson can talk back to the gods, so can I.”
“Zhang…you have the self esteem of a Squonk.”
“So…Cyrus pulled a fire nation move, eh?”
“To Nox and Kronos, I was a something. Not a someone.”
Extra details:
Likes turkey
Favorite color is dark green, that was the color of the cloak that Luke gave him
Learned a bit of magic from Alabaster
Alabaster was his first best friend
Can carry Frank like a damsel in distress or on/over his shoulder, Frank yelps every time
Just…always has duct tape????
Carries a pocket knife, has the license he needs for it (this shocked Percy and Leo)
Has ADHD
Lowkey a high functioning sociopath
Doesn’t take kindly to playful/joking smacks/punches
Literally has the most lethal, gnarly, terrifying, demeaning, and hateful side-eye on the planet
Buys a motorcycle when he’s twenty five
Ends up doing wet work for the government
Has a New Yorker accent
So handsome that it ruins your life, just a little bit
He picked his first name from a baby names book when Luke decided to take him in as his own; it was the first taste of individuality Atticus got
Atticus has a three-headed black Pegasus with RAINBOW EYES that he named Moonshine when he was eleven. Where did she come from? Who knows, Atticus surely doesn’t and he doesn’t think he wants to know where this bad MLP rip-off of a winged horse came from, he’s just happy to have a Pegasus. Also, yes, he is fully aware of what ‘moonshine’ is when he gets older, but he keeps the name because A) she’s already gotten used to it, and B) it’s absolutely fucking hilarious
Happy pride 🫶🏻
JHELP I HAVE A PJO OC NAMED ATTICUS (feel free to ask about him, he’s iconic 😍) AND I JUST LOOKED AT HIS OLD DESIGN
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING PUTTING THIS MANS INTO A S W E A T E R IN FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO?!?!? WAS I TRYING TO KILL HIM OFF??
New(ish) design btw, yes I use Gacha games bc I don’t feel like drawing all the time 😩
i don’t use Ao3, but reblogging to spread the message!
just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!
I’ve been told the reason why these bots are doing this is due to copyright infringement issue where they’re trying to steal your works (possibly to train AI but this is just a guess) ‼️‼️‼️and once you deleted your fics, it will be either very difficult or impossible for you to claim ownership of your own fics when they were already deleted.‼️‼️‼️
a reminder that AO3 will never contact you through your comments section (in case they claim to be one of the moderators). AO3 will only contact you through your email address which you use to register your account, and it will be from AO3’s official handle. not some sketchy ass @
so if you get a comment telling you you should “delete your works to protect your account because AO3 is doing blah blah blah” report that comment. don’t delete your works.
PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAM.
I have a headcanon that at one point during Blood of Olympus, the girls periods were all synced and so the boys were all trying their best to avoid aggravating them.
(Because you can’t tell me that Leo and Jason haven’t been on the receiving end of Piper and Percy has DEFINITELY made a bad joke around Annabeth during her time of month)
Anyway, at one point during the trip all three girls are on the top side of the boat and they’re fighting wilding griffins. Frank (being the kind lovable oaf he is) kinda gets worried because it sounds like there’s a rave going on topside.
He knows perfectly well that the girls can handle themselves, but he (being Frank) is just worried about his friends, so he heads up to see if they need any help.
When he gets up there all he sees is carnage.
But not of the girls.
There are feathers littered everywhere and monster dust is just raining down along the deck. In the middle of the boat, Piper, Annabeth and Hazel are beating this massive griffin like some sort of piñata.
Frank, like any sane person seeing the wrath of an angry teenage female, runs back below and hides in his room.
It was at this point that Frank truly realised he shouldn’t fear death. Because there are WORSE things than death. Like what he just witnessed.
Now whenever Hazel has her time of month, he gives her a block of chocolate as a peace offering and hopes that it will be enough.
Mostly gonna post abt my OCs, PJO, and the Crave series. No racism, homophobia (of any kind), or hate allowed here! Only good vibes! :)
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