A Full Post For Atticus (subject To Change)

Okay, Ethan… WHAT THE FUCK.

Incorrect Percy Jackson Quotes as situations I've been getting me and my friends into again except they make even less sense than the last time. Because it's been a few months. And things happen.

These are only funny in a situational context so imagine if you will.

Travis Stoll: (Pulling off an elaborate prank to slowly steal every single fucking orange off of someone's plate before they notice, and procede to make a game of keep away)

I'm still upset about that.

Idk probably Luke: "Do you think he's aware of being the posterboy for eugenics?"

Will Solace: (Will not stop talking about Hannibal oh my god how does everything connect to Hannibal)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Sending a billion pictures of the same random ass man nonstop)

Ethan Nakumara: "I can hear my eyeballs crunching"

Piper McLean: "Legally too unqualified to have a sugar daddy. Or mommy."

Annabeth Chase: "It's not stalking if they keep everything so public!"

Leo Valdez: (Explaining complex patterns of human thought and how they have a written plan to decipher people's behavior) "Just like Trigonometry."

Frank Zhang: (Holding a clown statue very delicately to his chest)

Percy Jackson: (With full confidence, hands on his hips) "Who the hell is eating pill dill chickle?"

Lester Papadopoulos: "Wait, can someone make that rhyme?.. I'm Dr. Seuss-us.. It's never Lupus.. AHA."

Hermes: "Oliver Twist never FUCKING scammed a person in his life. Yes, there was petty theft. So what?"

Hazel Levesque: (Eating fruit right down to the core. Can't tell me she doesn't do this from time to time.)

Fucking Thor I guess: (Being told about Werewolf Transgenderism Wednesday and thinking of Loki + Alex) "I would like to nominate that one werewolf mask as our hewere/shewere/theywere of honor."

Magnus Chase: "I begrudgingly hope you stay safe and get better."

Hearth: (blankly making siccsor motions with his hands everytime a specific person speaks)

Clovis: (Responding to texts from well over two months ago with just "what")

Sam Samirah Al Abbas: (In the most saddening fucking voice ever) "Oh.. Ham."

Mallory Keen: (Viciously stabbing at a tissue box in front of like five people for a good minute straight)

RARA: (keeping fucking spears at her bedside like a teddy bear)

Octavian: (Keeping a cheese knife under his pillow, weirdly enough, only for snacking on cheddar. Italian ass.)

Am I crazy or are some of the these the same asset time. It was with get for not proof reading at a.

Paolo: "And I guess that's just what BBC does to ya." (Talking about the British baking channel)

Loki: (Walking around someone else's house in the dead of night, flicking their tongue in complete silence like a fucking skinwalker)

Alex Fierro: (Accidentally scaring boys away by talking about a sharp metal chain belt they keep at all times to hit people with)

Jason Grace: (Wandering alone into the woods for a terrifying amount of time, wondering why people seem so scared when he finally thinks to return)

Connor Stoll: (Trying to teach a young child to swindle her little brother out of his Halloween candy and being both glad and disappointed that she won't)

Dakota: (Packing a stupid amount of dollar store, plastic, tacky ass neon cups to bring to a sleepover, only to insist on drinking water the entire time)

Blitz: (Assaulting people who bully his friends with horridly bright glitter)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Painting her entire damn body absurd colors)

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

i don’t use Ao3, but reblogging to spread the message!

just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!

I’ve been told the reason why these bots are doing this is due to copyright infringement issue where they’re trying to steal your works (possibly to train AI but this is just a guess) ‼️‼️‼️and once you deleted your fics, it will be either very difficult or impossible for you to claim ownership of your own fics when they were already deleted.‼️‼️‼️

a reminder that AO3 will never contact you through your comments section (in case they claim to be one of the moderators). AO3 will only contact you through your email address which you use to register your account, and it will be from AO3’s official handle. not some sketchy ass @

so if you get a comment telling you you should “delete your works to protect your account because AO3 is doing blah blah blah” report that comment. don’t delete your works.

PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAM.

AO3 IS NOT DELETING WORKS.

DO NOT DELETE YOUR WORKS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY KNOW SOMETHING.

PJO Frank Zhang head cannons (he’s my bbg guys, trust 🙏🏻🙏🏻)

I feel like Frank would love cooking, specifically vintage recipes. He just finds the idea of what people in the past thought was good enough to put into a cook book fascinating.

He’d definitely have a book shelf for all of the cook books he’s gifted as well lol

FRANK MY KING, MY SPIRIT ANIMAL 😭😭

frank internal monologue is like "I hate it here" -> "why do I suck so bad" -> "omg hazel hiiii ☺️" -> "I'm two bad jokes from ending it all" -> "I love breakfast food" -> "(virulent bitching)" -> "I'm literally gouing to die"

me when my favorite character gets killed

I CALL DIBS ON FRANK

QUICK CLAIM A PJO SIDE CHARACTER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE CLAIMS THEM!!!!!

More Frank Zhang head cannons because I’m nuts

(Spoiler warning for The Burning Maze and The Tyrants Tomb from TOA)

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-Frank has burn scars over the hand that he held the stick that was his lifeline when he set it on fire to kill Caligula

-Frank ends up working in education (.i.e. teacher/professor)

-Every time he and Hazel visit CHB, he plays Mythomagic with Nico for at least 2-3 hours

-He and Hazel had a memorial built at the top of Temple Hill for Jason shortly after the funeral, listing Jason’s contributions to the hill itself, Camp Jupiter, Camp Half-Blood, the wars he was involved in, and the personal impact he had on everyone he knew and loved. The flowers are always replaced with fresh ones once they wilt

-Frank’s favorite color is either red, cream/light beige, or light purple (he just seems like a lavender kind of guy, y’know?)

-He can cook. Like, really good. (His grandmother taught him, I’d imagine)

-Frank is ambidextrous

-Frank has/had a pet rat(s) at some point in his life

-He is so lactose intolerant that he actually just throws up (there’s probably a different name for that)

That’s all I got for now, BYE 🤪

I like astronomy, gaming, puns and I’m some sort of queer 😂

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