Imagine If A Demigod Met Nemesis And They See Themself

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Okay, Ethan… WHAT THE FUCK.

Incorrect Percy Jackson Quotes as situations I've been getting me and my friends into again except they make even less sense than the last time. Because it's been a few months. And things happen.

These are only funny in a situational context so imagine if you will.

Travis Stoll: (Pulling off an elaborate prank to slowly steal every single fucking orange off of someone's plate before they notice, and procede to make a game of keep away)

I'm still upset about that.

Idk probably Luke: "Do you think he's aware of being the posterboy for eugenics?"

Will Solace: (Will not stop talking about Hannibal oh my god how does everything connect to Hannibal)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Sending a billion pictures of the same random ass man nonstop)

Ethan Nakumara: "I can hear my eyeballs crunching"

Piper McLean: "Legally too unqualified to have a sugar daddy. Or mommy."

Annabeth Chase: "It's not stalking if they keep everything so public!"

Leo Valdez: (Explaining complex patterns of human thought and how they have a written plan to decipher people's behavior) "Just like Trigonometry."

Frank Zhang: (Holding a clown statue very delicately to his chest)

Percy Jackson: (With full confidence, hands on his hips) "Who the hell is eating pill dill chickle?"

Lester Papadopoulos: "Wait, can someone make that rhyme?.. I'm Dr. Seuss-us.. It's never Lupus.. AHA."

Hermes: "Oliver Twist never FUCKING scammed a person in his life. Yes, there was petty theft. So what?"

Hazel Levesque: (Eating fruit right down to the core. Can't tell me she doesn't do this from time to time.)

Fucking Thor I guess: (Being told about Werewolf Transgenderism Wednesday and thinking of Loki + Alex) "I would like to nominate that one werewolf mask as our hewere/shewere/theywere of honor."

Magnus Chase: "I begrudgingly hope you stay safe and get better."

Hearth: (blankly making siccsor motions with his hands everytime a specific person speaks)

Clovis: (Responding to texts from well over two months ago with just "what")

Sam Samirah Al Abbas: (In the most saddening fucking voice ever) "Oh.. Ham."

Mallory Keen: (Viciously stabbing at a tissue box in front of like five people for a good minute straight)

RARA: (keeping fucking spears at her bedside like a teddy bear)

Octavian: (Keeping a cheese knife under his pillow, weirdly enough, only for snacking on cheddar. Italian ass.)

Am I crazy or are some of the these the same asset time. It was with get for not proof reading at a.

Paolo: "And I guess that's just what BBC does to ya." (Talking about the British baking channel)

Loki: (Walking around someone else's house in the dead of night, flicking their tongue in complete silence like a fucking skinwalker)

Alex Fierro: (Accidentally scaring boys away by talking about a sharp metal chain belt they keep at all times to hit people with)

Jason Grace: (Wandering alone into the woods for a terrifying amount of time, wondering why people seem so scared when he finally thinks to return)

Connor Stoll: (Trying to teach a young child to swindle her little brother out of his Halloween candy and being both glad and disappointed that she won't)

Dakota: (Packing a stupid amount of dollar store, plastic, tacky ass neon cups to bring to a sleepover, only to insist on drinking water the entire time)

Blitz: (Assaulting people who bully his friends with horridly bright glitter)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: (Painting her entire damn body absurd colors)

Hmmm…

HMMMMMM…

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meme I drew a couple years ago

i genuinely don’t understand Nico x Alabaster, someone please explain to me how it makes sense at all

like, isn’t Alabaster around Percy’s age?? A little older, even? And Nico is fourteen when Percy is eighteen?? I understand the FRIENDSHIP being possible, but…dating?? Makes no sense to me, someone dumb it down for my neanderthal brain plz

I have a headcanon that at one point during Blood of Olympus, the girls periods were all synced and so the boys were all trying their best to avoid aggravating them.

(Because you can’t tell me that Leo and Jason haven’t been on the receiving end of Piper and Percy has DEFINITELY made a bad joke around Annabeth during her time of month)

Anyway, at one point during the trip all three girls are on the top side of the boat and they’re fighting wilding griffins. Frank (being the kind lovable oaf he is) kinda gets worried because it sounds like there’s a rave going on topside.

He knows perfectly well that the girls can handle themselves, but he (being Frank) is just worried about his friends, so he heads up to see if they need any help.

When he gets up there all he sees is carnage.

But not of the girls.

There are feathers littered everywhere and monster dust is just raining down along the deck. In the middle of the boat, Piper, Annabeth and Hazel are beating this massive griffin like some sort of piñata.

Frank, like any sane person seeing the wrath of an angry teenage female, runs back below and hides in his room.

It was at this point that Frank truly realised he shouldn’t fear death. Because there are WORSE things than death. Like what he just witnessed.

Now whenever Hazel has her time of month, he gives her a block of chocolate as a peace offering and hopes that it will be enough.

I have to walk outside for at least one hour a day or the big sad starts to creep in

me when my favorite character gets killed

Man, Will x Nico isn’t black cat x golden retriever.

It’s pitbull x siamese cat

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.