Obviously

“cutie” and “babe” are overrated pet names for your significant other. try “leader of thunderclan” or “the fire that saved the clan” instead

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

me: *talks to friend about tv/movies and says something about a ship*

them: that didn’t happen?

me, remembering it was fanfic: ¿¿¿¿ I feel personally attacked right now????

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

If you have to speculate if someone loves you and wants to be with you, chances are they don’t. It’s not that complicated. Love, in most cases, betrays the one feeling it.

Need to take a nap? Use this guide to help you decide how long you should rest! Just be sure to avoid the “bad nap”!