Buzzfeed: Men Try To Put On Lip Gloss For The First Time!!!! The Men Acting Over The Top Trying To Put

i was watching this movie and LILI WAS IN IT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WATCHED THIS YEARS AGO AND I JUST FOUND IT AGAIN SO I DECIDED TO WATCHC IT AND LILI!!!!!!!!!

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

*me at 176 years old*

“ Y'all just wait on my glo”

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening

Me: *smiling at phone*

Grandmother: "are you talking to a boy?" *winks*

Me: "gay fanfiction"

Need to take a nap? Use this guide to help you decide how long you should rest! Just be sure to avoid the “bad nap”!