“you Should Be At The Club” Brother I Should Literally Be Sent To The Seaside For My Health

Me: *smiling at phone*

Grandmother: "are you talking to a boy?" *winks*

Me: "gay fanfiction"

person A works at the mall, theyre closing up when all the sudden there’s banging comeing from an emergency exit near their shop. it turns out person B was locked out and was too lazy to go around the building on their hover board

tony stonem is bi pass it on

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

Anyone who says that Taylor Swift can’t sing has obviously not had their ears blessed by Wildest Dreams live at the Grammy Museum. Here you go.

me talking to a psychic: can you please tell me what I want?

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

reblog if you love Jared Padalecki

this is an experiment