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the found family trope is so inherently queer and reeks of trauma and i absolutely adore it

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apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

you’re telling me they put doflamingo in impel down and let him keep his glasses? what the fuck is he hiding under there, morals and human decency? the ability to not look like gay manic hippie? is it really just a Schrödinger’s cat situation and we’ll just never truly know?

questions, questions…

give me a harem where the mc turns out to be polyamorous and just dates all of them

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

love how if you’re making one piece fan media and you need to justify something happening for the plot, you can literally just blame it on the Grandline or Devil Fruits. and it always works

time travel? dimension travel? crossover? genderbending or age changes? body swaps? animal transformations? literally any and everything else? who knows, just another weird Grandline island or a Devil Fruit user

for some reason whenever i’m walking, i always subconsciously drift to the diagonally or to the side

if i’m walking with another person, it doesn’t matter which side they’re on, i always end up accidentally just, walking into them

one time like 3 years ago i was walking home from school and i was lost in my thoughts and i just walked directly into a bush and fell in and scratched the shit out of my face. a guy on a bike across the street saw and asked if i was ok so i laughed out loud and said yeah even though the second i walked into my house 5 minutes later, i burst into tears. it hurt

anyways,,

[image description: a ten page comic starring saiki kusuo from the disastrous life of saiki k and anya forger from spy x family.

1: a shot of the both of them walking. They are talking with telepathy.

2: anya, telepathically: do all telepaths have pink hair?

saiki, telepathically: no

anya: oh… are you a spy?! (Next to this thought is a drawing of loid forger)

saiki: no.

anya: an assassin?! (next to this thought is a drawing of yor forger)

saiki: hey, aren’t these your parents?

anya hesitates to answer.

3: saiki: I… am a normal high school student.

anya: what?! how?! You have telepathy! your life has to be exciting!

saiki: I prefer when it’s not. I don’t like telling people that I’m an esper.

4: anya think about this for a moment, before going wide eyed.

anya: does that mean you have to kill me?!

saiki: what? no?

5: saiki: why would I have to kill you.

anya: because i know about your telepathy?

saiki: watch other cartoons

anya, looking shocked: How- it’s not from a cartoon. (She is thinking of a cartoon, where someone says “you found out my secret! Die!”)

saiki: you’re replaying the episode in your head right now.

6: saiki: it seems like a better show than cyborg ciderman no. 2 at least.

anya: cyborg ciderman?

saiki: don’t watch that either.

anya: if you don’t like telling people about it (his telepathy)… do some people already know?

7: saiki thinks of his mom, aiura, toritsuka, and akechi.

saiki: a couple classmates, my family. some found out on their own.

Anya: how did it go?

8: saiki: maybe a little too well. they never stop bugging me now.

anya: really?

saiki: really.

anya looks shocked, then says: I haven’t told anyone.

saiki: you don’t have to

anya: i know, but…

9: a shot of both of them walking, this time in silence.

10: saiki: hey, if you haven’t told anyone, did you make your psychic limiters yourself?

anya: what are psychic limiters?

saiki: the cones one your head?

anya: heh. ive fooled you. These are just hair pins!

saiki: why do they look like that.

anya: I don’t know

End ID]

psiprise encounter

i wish that when you squeezed (any) boobs they made that “honka-honka” sound that those little cartoon clown car horns make

y’know when guilty pleasure ships?

yeah, help :(

thinking about how worried i used to be that i was fetishizing mlm relationships before realizing i’m actually just a gay man myself and all those times i stared at gay guys kissing, i was just thinking about and wishing i was one of them

there were a lot of moments that should’ve made me realize i wasn’t cis but that’s one of the most common and funny ones in my opinion. well, that, and how when i was like 8 and i’d play Animal Jam religiously, i’d pretend to be my own twin brother and got like 3 girlfriends

that good ol’ pre-trans nostalgia really be hitting today

i really don’t think that at the end of One Piece or when Luffy is older than he’ll have kids. First because i cannot think of a single person he’d actually have children with, but also because i think he’d be thinking about how Ace felt as the son of the Pirate King and how much he hated living in his father’s shadow. i don’t think Luffy would ever do that to his own kid. he saw first hand what it did to his brother and i think he’d think of it as disrespectful to Ace to possibly subject another kid to what his brother experienced

hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now

okay, Koala & Sabo headcanon cuz this had been on my mind (not a ship, just bffs being bffs)

so, 16yr old Koala and 15yr old Sabo hanging out in one of their rooms by themselves, quietly reading and just hanging out

Sabo glances up and sees Koala looking confused at what’s she’s reading, so he asks about it. she tells him that the two characters in the story she’s reading just kissed and she’s never got why so many books have kissing scenes and hype it up so much. she just doesn’t get it

he thinks about what she said for a second and looks up at her

he asks, “wanna try?”

she stares at him for a second and shrugs, “ok”

they look at one and other for a second before leaning in and lightly pecking each other on the lips

they sit back to the spots they had just been sitting in, evaluating what just happened. both look at the other for their friend’s results

Sabo shrugs, “it’s nice i guess”

Koala shrugs back, “not a fan”

“did i do it wrong?”

“nah, i don’t think so, just didn’t like it that much”

“ah, alright”

they stare at each other for a few more seconds in thought and then go back to their books like nothing happened

Fast forward 7 years, Sabo’s bisexual and Koala’s a lesbian

They also silently agree to not talk about it, and they don’t. that is, until they both get black out drunk at a party, play truth or dare, where Sabo picks truth and gets asked who his first kiss was and what happened, and they both drunkenly giggle and tell the story. everyone goes silent and is just like

“huh.”

The godfather remake is really something

Normalize men having tits

I love furries, marijuana, autism, schizophrenia, abortion, vandalism, shoplifting, Molotov cocktails, free healthcare, adderall, and gay sex

you know people who want sabo to fight akainu instead of luffy are lame for a bunch of reasons but definitely at the top of that list is like. i dont know about you, but i want to see mr. no-fun-allowed takes himself 100000% too seriously akainu sakazuki against gear 5 luffy toons

i just read the one piece light novel in 4 something hours

anyways, im in love with isuka, deuce and ace are the best things to ever exist and they’re in love, thatch >, izou showed up for like 2 seconds at the very end but i almost started crying nontheless, and i adore whitebeard sm

everyone leave me be, i have Spade and Whitebeard pirates brainrot to address

what crack did Oda put in one piece men

Eyeup. It's me, again.

“not all men” you’re absolutely right, Luffy would never

i LOVE the wano arc, like seriously, it’s one of my favourites and the characters and fights have been absolutely awesome

but, oda, PLEASE GIVE US DOMESTIC STRAWHATS POST WANO. GIVE US JINBEI SETTLING INTO THE CREW AND EVERYBODY BEING CUTE AND RELAXING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SO LONG HHHH

thinking about how this mf is “the responsible one”

so who’s going to make cute tashigi/koala fanart or fanfics? because i have come to the realization that one of my favourite rare pairs has a grand total of zero pieces of fan media made about it and i’m sad :(

just.. think about koala teasing tashigi and her getting all flustered and embarrassed and them being all cute and cuddling and aahahshskdjdhsk

but do they know how much i care about them

Idk how Oda managed to make almost all of the women in OP seem wlw in some way but it's an impressive ability

In my OP modern/college AU, Kuina survived! She’s taken up wheelchair fencing but is also gauging interest for kids’ wheelchair kendo classes/matches through the dojo. She also drags Zoro at any given opportunity, just like any good big sister

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