A Second Grader At My Brother's School Stared Doing The Wap In Front Of Me What Is This Generation??????

And it's all to much for little Ollie Bearman. 19 years old, he just needs a bit of sleep :)

bro what Quackity is doing to QSMP members (+himself lets be honest) should be filed under emotional torture

First he taps into their parental instinct, making sure they take care of something helpless, then the eggs are played SO WELL and all have distinct personalities and communicate with them, to the point where the streamers get genuinely attached - and the eggs tell them that they love them back, strengthening the bond even more….all of this only for them to ripped away. Absolutely brutal.

The QSMP is the first multilingual Minecraft server but it’s also the first Minecraft server that violates the Geneva convention.

I think there is something wrong with me I started doing math for fun

haiiiii :3

Heyy pookie!! :))

squish

me and one of my friends have been playing the same game of Uno for the last hour

EL BACKFLIPO

THEY BOTH HAVE GUNS!!!!

This has been said before but it’s so funny being a Philza main during the whole Qsmp egg event beacuse Philza really got bitch slapped by the parental Instincts so much that he legit left his bed at 3 just to care for a block game egg son.

Like at the start Missa and him were all like chayanne gonna be the best and he is the best and everyone is screaming in the background. The fact that they gave chayanne a sword first thing as parents and whoever plays chayanne immediately deciding ah yes this will be a core trait of me.

The fact that like Philza like every second calls chayanne the best and his son and good job whenever at times chayanne does something. (I swear chayanne could just breathe at this point and Philza would be like UUUUUUUEEE good job). But at the same time training his son to be as much a menace as he can.

The fact that Philza posted that thing on Twitter which if you just blocked out his name would fit perfectly in someone blog here. And Philza immediately looking at tasks and is like I can do more. And makes a whole video game basement and like decides to make his son house a atomic bunker like you do. Gotta love me overprotective dad (well it’s more protective dad because slime showed him it was good)

Like it’s so domestic and cute (still can’t believe that Philza really decided to rp being a husband while his irl wife laughs in the back ground) and both Missa and Philza are so ducking attached.

Then you check out someone else’s stream and it’s CHILD NEGLECT and WARCRIMES and DANGER and OOO DAD CHEATED And it’s like such a whiplash. I love it.

Hope yall are taking the time to take care of yourselves. See you all in a few days, you got this ❤️❤️