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haiiiii :3

Heyy pookie!! :))

you know how parents will be like "this is my 37 month old"? this but it’s commentators referring to drivers about to break records as "18 years and 251 days old"

the homoeroticism of formula one. that's it. that's what keeps me going in life.

me telling me from 6 months ago that I'm about to get really weird about this thing called 'formula 1'

Every McLaren fan this season:

Every time someone says that Oscar is the son of Charlos, a Carcar fan and a Lestappen fan die.

The fact that most of the F1 drivers basically live next door to each other sounds like it's from a fanfic but no they really are all united by a shared love of tax evasion.

didn't see the scale at first and just assumed the mechanics had put him in time out for his crimes

Feel like I'm interrupting by watching this

And it's all to much for little Ollie Bearman. 19 years old, he just needs a bit of sleep :)

Reporter: Carlos, how would you describe Oscar?

Carlos: He's like that 0.01% of germs that don't die from sanitiser

Fernando: Last night I found out Lance is a sleep talker.

Mark: Oh, really?

Fernando: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

a total of 7 drivers crashed out in quali today.

numerous yellow flags.

the track was not in raceable conditions, yet the FIA continued with qualifying without realising that the ones behind the wheel are humans who have lives

did jules’ accident teach them nothing?

risking the drivers life for money yet again. the only thing u are FIA, are a bunch of pea brained asshats.

What if mark’s talking to red bull behind oscar’s back. What if one day oscar pulls his hair into a messy bun and goes down the stairs and he discovers mark sold him to red bull

fuck it. new jersey grand prix. cancel any european races you have to. this will change lives. think of the media they’d make them do. men who have lived in actual italy attempt to translate jersey italian slang. boardwalk vlog where they almost die on the water slide. get to the track but there’s 17 jughandles and pumping your own gas is illegal. think of the jersey devil special helmets. the cheetah print special helmets. multiple real housewives cast members died in the battle for who gets to wave the checkered flag. the national anthems are played live by mcr. the trophies are shaped like new jersey and bedazzled to hell and back. the entire event is sponsored by wawa. bruce springsteen is there. guys please i have a vision. 

when your overtake is not aerodynamically possible but you don't know that bc you're literally just oscar piastri so you do it anyways :/

Can I vent for a second? I never want to be one of those people who tries to dictate what others should write … but this is a huge pet peeve of mine.

Y/N is not the first female driver in Formula 1.

Maria Teresa de Filippis, Lella Lombardi, Divina Galica, Desiré Wilson, and Giovanna Amati did not put their blood, sweat, and tears into breaking barriers in real life only to be erased in fanfiction.

Y/N can be the first female driver in decades. Y/N can be the first female driver to race for a particular team. Y/N can be the first female driver to earn at least one point. Y/N can be the first female driver to stand on the podium. Y/N can be the first female driver to win.

But she is not the first female driver in Formula 1.

Don’t take that away from the real women who sacrificed so much to do what many deemed impossible.

Anyone else avoiding all social media posts with Logan in it because the hate train for Logan has quadrupled since he left and that makes me sad 😭😭

I’M SORRY BUT WHEN WAS THIS?!?! Why did I see this just now?? It’s so cute it’s giving romantic getaway

call me biased but i support oscar in his racing rights AND wrong and to the person who tweeted out:

“they want oscar to be bottas but lando isn’t lewis hamliton”

THANK U FOR MAKING ME CACKLE

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

lestappen sharing A Look behind lando.. theyre plotting double mclaren homicide

🤏 this close to committing war crimes

nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.

OK BUT THIA PHOTO IN PARTICULAR SHE'S LITERALLY EVERYTHING AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM LOOK HAPPIER

Hungry Like The Wolf

Masterlist

She hadn't seen her best friend, Lando, in years. She didn't run into him the last time she was visiting her father and she doubted she'd see him this time. Things were different now. She wasn't aware of his furry little problem. Just like she wasn't aware of the vampires plaguing the town.

Vampire!Oscar x Reader x Werewolf!Lando

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Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

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Alex Albon x Reader x Lily Muni He

Summary - Lily and reader are childhood best friends, they’ve always been there for each other no matter what. So when reader has a bad brake up Lily and her boyfriend Alex step up and help reader get back on her feet, the last thing they all expect was them all mistakenly catch feelings for each other along the way.

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1. You think I didn’t see you?

2. Daisy

3. Bambi

People need to stop asking Oscar about hobbies please... His job is car, his special interest is car, he even used to be a car. He doesn't need anything more.

Charles: I want to sleep for like 40 hours

Pierre: You know that's a coma, right?

Max: God, that sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now