fuck it. new jersey grand prix. cancel any european races you have to. this will change lives. think of the media they’d make them do. men who have lived in actual italy attempt to translate jersey italian slang. boardwalk vlog where they almost die on the water slide. get to the track but there’s 17 jughandles and pumping your own gas is illegal. think of the jersey devil special helmets. the cheetah print special helmets. multiple real housewives cast members died in the battle for who gets to wave the checkered flag. the national anthems are played live by mcr. the trophies are shaped like new jersey and bedazzled to hell and back. the entire event is sponsored by wawa. bruce springsteen is there. guys please i have a vision.
The fact that most of the F1 drivers basically live next door to each other sounds like it's from a fanfic but no they really are all united by a shared love of tax evasion.
call me biased but i support oscar in his racing rights AND wrong and to the person who tweeted out:
“they want oscar to be bottas but lando isn’t lewis hamliton”
THANK U FOR MAKING ME CACKLE
you know how parents will be like "this is my 37 month old"? this but it’s commentators referring to drivers about to break records as "18 years and 251 days old"
EL BACKFLIPO
FROG SAMEACH
She hadn't seen her best friend, Lando, in years. She didn't run into him the last time she was visiting her father and she doubted she'd see him this time. Things were different now. She wasn't aware of his furry little problem. Just like she wasn't aware of the vampires plaguing the town.
Vampire!Oscar x Reader x Werewolf!Lando
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Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Charles: I want to sleep for like 40 hours
Pierre: You know that's a coma, right?
Max: God, that sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now
ken is just ken.