🤏 This Close To Committing War Crimes

fuck it. new jersey grand prix. cancel any european races you have to. this will change lives. think of the media they’d make them do. men who have lived in actual italy attempt to translate jersey italian slang. boardwalk vlog where they almost die on the water slide. get to the track but there’s 17 jughandles and pumping your own gas is illegal. think of the jersey devil special helmets. the cheetah print special helmets. multiple real housewives cast members died in the battle for who gets to wave the checkered flag. the national anthems are played live by mcr. the trophies are shaped like new jersey and bedazzled to hell and back. the entire event is sponsored by wawa. bruce springsteen is there. guys please i have a vision. 

People need to stop asking Oscar about hobbies please... His job is car, his special interest is car, he even used to be a car. He doesn't need anything more.

Man I loved watching the 3 of them in yesterday’s stream have such a fun & happy & amazing day with no casualties whatsoever

This has been said before but it’s so funny being a Philza main during the whole Qsmp egg event beacuse Philza really got bitch slapped by the parental Instincts so much that he legit left his bed at 3 just to care for a block game egg son.

Like at the start Missa and him were all like chayanne gonna be the best and he is the best and everyone is screaming in the background. The fact that they gave chayanne a sword first thing as parents and whoever plays chayanne immediately deciding ah yes this will be a core trait of me.

The fact that like Philza like every second calls chayanne the best and his son and good job whenever at times chayanne does something. (I swear chayanne could just breathe at this point and Philza would be like UUUUUUUEEE good job). But at the same time training his son to be as much a menace as he can.

The fact that Philza posted that thing on Twitter which if you just blocked out his name would fit perfectly in someone blog here. And Philza immediately looking at tasks and is like I can do more. And makes a whole video game basement and like decides to make his son house a atomic bunker like you do. Gotta love me overprotective dad (well it’s more protective dad because slime showed him it was good)

Like it’s so domestic and cute (still can’t believe that Philza really decided to rp being a husband while his irl wife laughs in the back ground) and both Missa and Philza are so ducking attached.

Then you check out someone else’s stream and it’s CHILD NEGLECT and WARCRIMES and DANGER and OOO DAD CHEATED And it’s like such a whiplash. I love it.

WE LIVE LAUGH LOVE TALLULAH!!!!

I LOVE TALLULAH!!!!

Reporter: Carlos, how would you describe Oscar?

Carlos: He's like that 0.01% of germs that don't die from sanitiser

Charles: I want to sleep for like 40 hours

Pierre: You know that's a coma, right?

Max: God, that sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now

Can I vent for a second? I never want to be one of those people who tries to dictate what others should write … but this is a huge pet peeve of mine.

Y/N is not the first female driver in Formula 1.

Maria Teresa de Filippis, Lella Lombardi, Divina Galica, Desiré Wilson, and Giovanna Amati did not put their blood, sweat, and tears into breaking barriers in real life only to be erased in fanfiction.

Y/N can be the first female driver in decades. Y/N can be the first female driver to race for a particular team. Y/N can be the first female driver to earn at least one point. Y/N can be the first female driver to stand on the podium. Y/N can be the first female driver to win.

But she is not the first female driver in Formula 1.

Don’t take that away from the real women who sacrificed so much to do what many deemed impossible.

it absolutely breaks my heart that tommy has had to deal with literal, credible threats to his life where people showed up at his home. how absolutely terrifying that must have been.

the way the mcyt and dsmp fandom treats these content creators is genuinely disgusting and i truly wish that the content creators would start taking harsher, legal action because it won't stop.

all i can say is that i'm glad tommy has people like dream and his other friends there for him.