Gender-fluid-frog

you know how parents will be like "this is my 37 month old"? this but it’s commentators referring to drivers about to break records as "18 years and 251 days old"

ken is just ken.

just so we're on the same page

literally

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Ranboo are you ok???

They HONK on my BEEP til I SQUERP

every time i think about c!dream's finale, i go a little crazy. because he really did just want things to go back to how they were, to hang out with his friends, to be happy and peaceful.

and that means, in the end, what he wanted and what c!techno wanted really were the same.

it's just, gods, did they ever go about it so differently. and i think techno knew that, really. i think that's why he was so patient with dream in prison, why he kept shutting down dream's 'i'm so evil' shtick, why he suggested therapy and raising the bar for how he was treated.

because he had been there before but he had room to grow and change while dream spiraled down to rock bottom, hurting so many people and hurting himself.

man, y'know?

Tommy with creative mode is a menace to society 💀

Reporter: Carlos, how would you describe Oscar?

Carlos: He's like that 0.01% of germs that don't die from sanitiser

Feels Likes Series 🤍

Alex Albon x Reader x Lily Muni He

Summary - Lily and reader are childhood best friends, they’ve always been there for each other no matter what. So when reader has a bad brake up Lily and her boyfriend Alex step up and help reader get back on her feet, the last thing they all expect was them all mistakenly catch feelings for each other along the way.

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1. You think I didn’t see you?

2. Daisy

3. Bambi

This has been said before but it’s so funny being a Philza main during the whole Qsmp egg event beacuse Philza really got bitch slapped by the parental Instincts so much that he legit left his bed at 3 just to care for a block game egg son.

Like at the start Missa and him were all like chayanne gonna be the best and he is the best and everyone is screaming in the background. The fact that they gave chayanne a sword first thing as parents and whoever plays chayanne immediately deciding ah yes this will be a core trait of me.

The fact that like Philza like every second calls chayanne the best and his son and good job whenever at times chayanne does something. (I swear chayanne could just breathe at this point and Philza would be like UUUUUUUEEE good job). But at the same time training his son to be as much a menace as he can.

The fact that Philza posted that thing on Twitter which if you just blocked out his name would fit perfectly in someone blog here. And Philza immediately looking at tasks and is like I can do more. And makes a whole video game basement and like decides to make his son house a atomic bunker like you do. Gotta love me overprotective dad (well it’s more protective dad because slime showed him it was good)

Like it’s so domestic and cute (still can’t believe that Philza really decided to rp being a husband while his irl wife laughs in the back ground) and both Missa and Philza are so ducking attached.

Then you check out someone else’s stream and it’s CHILD NEGLECT and WARCRIMES and DANGER and OOO DAD CHEATED And it’s like such a whiplash. I love it.