Happy Superman Day

An alternative reality in which Rulah is a field reporter(for Saiyan Daily).

https://www.tumblr.com/wishballs/672504319562661888/saiyan-daily

Ren's Morning

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Ren: (Gets up, Yawns)

Ren: (Showers, Brushes teeth)

Ren: (Gargles and spits, Smiles)

Ren: (Puts in contacts, Gets dress)

Lady: (In bed) Oh, Ren, you really know how to treat a woman~.

Ren: ...Okay. (Opens door)

Tyrian: (Right outside) OH, REN! Hello~! Fancy running into you here~!

Ren: Oh, hi, Mr. Callows.

Tyrian: I was just wondering if you, as my tenant, wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2?

Ren: No but thank you. I have to go to work.

Tyrian: SUIT YOURSELF~! (Cackles manicly, Scuttles up the walls)

The Arc Family 17

At the park.

Mama Arc: Saphron, where is your brother?

Saphron: *On her phone* I don't know

Mama Arc: What do you mean you don't know where your brother is?! I told you to keep your eyes on him!

Saphron: Relax, he's old enough to take care of himself.

Mama Arc: Find him, NOW!

Saphron: Uhggg! FINE!!!

Moments later

Saphron: Where did that little shit go?

Little Jaune: Is over Whitley!

Saphron: Jaune?

She turns to where she heard her brother's voice. In one of the games, at the top of a slide, Jaune was standing and at the end of said slide was a little boy with white hair.

Little Jaune: I have the high ground!

Little Whitley: You turned my sister against me!!

Little Jaune: No, I didn't!!

Little Whitley: Yes you did!!!

He tries to climb the slide but when he reaches the top Jaune gives him a little push. Making him lose balance and slide down.

Little Jaune: You were the chosen one! You were supposed to be my little brother, not my enemy!

Little Whitley: I HATE YOU!!!

Saphron: *sighs* They are so dumb.

Amphibia Bumper

It is with the heaviest of hearts that I bring you sad news today. Murphy, the eagle who incubated a rock (and later raised a foster eaglet after his rock "hatched"), passed away at age 33 (almost a decade longer than long-lived wild eagles!). A tornado hit his local area. It's believed he sustained blunt force head trauma, likely from spooking during the high winds, as his cage and fellow eagles were unharmed.

Murphy is survived by his foster son, Baby 23-126, who was successfully released into the wild, and a second foster eaglet he was still caring for; this eaglet is expected to be able to be released as well.

I know a lot of people on Tumblr enjoyed seeing his story, and I know we will remember him fondly.

Real life Simpsons intro

RIP James Earl Jones, whose long list of accomplishments on stage and screen includes being Sesame Street's first celebrity guest star.