Girlyominouspresence - Axon, Dendrite, Help Me

I need to do something about the 94 tabs of ao3 on my browser, one of these days someone will ask me to use my phone to look up somethig and I will be doomed

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we can’t even put babies in bags anymore..,..Because of woke. 😔

Everybody I know at 25:

“Ohhh so my partner and I got married and ohhh we bought our first home together and ohhh, I started working at this place and ohhh we’re having our first child together and we’re going on holiday here etc etc etc blah blah blah”

Me at 25:

“I’m chronically ill, chronically single, unemployed, depressed and spending all my time watching a tv show that came out over 30 years ago AND MULDER AND SCULLY HAVEN’T EVEN KISSED YET AND I’M DEEPLY UPSET ABOUT IT”

horror sub-genres: medical

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

[ID: digital drawings of Fox Mulder and Dana Scully (The X-Files) drawn as a red fox and a grey fox respectively. In the first one, they're walking together, Mulder looks at Scully while talking, she looks up at him listening, there's subtitles between brackets that read "Excitedly tells her about the new evidence he found". The second one has them drawn simple, with the meme "gf: they're bullying me (sad emoji)/gf: who tf?", for which Mulder is the first one and a smaller drawing of Scully the second one. The third one is a redraw of a scene in which they are lost in the woods and Scully is holding a shocked Mulder, their fox versions are recreating it besides the screenshot. The fourth one is also a redraw of a scene in which Mulder climbs up a tree and asks Scully "Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all"; she's on the ground looking up at him without saying anything, there's handwritten text besides her that reads "can climb vertical trees without problem" and an arrow pointing at her. End ID]

sketch dump!! I'm finally done with commissions, so there'll be more art soon :D I made these in the meantime, and i'm posting them because they were fun.

some notes:

so a cool thing of animalyfying characters is that they adopt qualities of their species, hence the little tree comic, grey foxes have arboreal habits and their claws are adapted to climbing trees. another fun fact is that i referenced Mulder from a photo of a red fox up in a tree.

i looove Scully's seriousness, i think 8-year-old would've loved her and absorbed her personality, but that kid could never watch txf.

they're very special to me. im on season 7 and im scared because they say i should stop there aaaa.

the girlfriend meme was a last minute addition i made after seeing one with caitlyn and vi from arcane, sí son.

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i feel so bad for Paper ii he'll never get to experience the glorious feeling that is eating in the shower . because paper

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I cant belive I saw this show when I was 8 and this is my taste in men since 😭

i found it