Here’s part of Disney’s statement…
Yes. They’re excusing a breach of contract over the pandemic. Oh. So righteous.
And because context is everything…
Some say Johansson made a dick move because Disney is “the hands that feeds her”. I wonder if they’d say the same thing if this was Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr or some MAN of the likes.
Last, but not least:
I say: good for her. Go after the mouse. Let it all burn if you have to.
✨Slay✨
So I read @unmaskedagain‘s Lady Noire In Gotham and @monkeebratz‘s SMOL DAMIEN MARIBAT AU. Which created this idea.
A tad bit of background info.
Marinette, as well as most of the class, is between 15 and 16.
Damian has barely turned 11, having spent barely a year with the Wayne’s, so some of the things that they are teaching him are slowly root in his mind, which is why in the beginning he will come across as a bit of a lost boy. Not entirely sure of himself but sure of what he wants.
Marinette has the Black Cat Miraculous, and is notorious among everyone in her class for taking phones. Everyone just laughs about it whenever a phone is missing because it is most likely with Marinette.
*Line Break Inc.*
Marinette sighed as she looked around her classmates, everyone very unimpressed. They all realize that their lives are at stake and that a gun is being pointed at Marinette’s head. But Marinette wasn’t panicking, so why should they?
Marinette wasn’t panicking because she realizes that she had died before. While they aren’t pleasant memories, she still knows how it is to die, and she doesn’t panic just because some villain thinks that they can have a large pay day from the people in her class, from the French government.
Only thing is that they never negotiate with terrorist.
So, no. Marinette was not worried. Not for her life. For her parents, yes, she is worried for them. But not her life.
Marinette looked back to her class and see that the men that have surrounded the class with guns, weren’t paying attention to their guns, very much. Allowing Plagg to slip in and go through the guns, doing whatever it is that Plagg will do to cause luck on their side.
“Hey,” The class president called to her class. Every single one of their eyes turned to her, while also keeping an eye on the men in front of them. The men also turn their entire attention on the young Parisian fully ignoring their guns at that point. “Have we or have we not survived akuma after akuma?” The teens straightened their backs and looked more defiant. “And how did we survive them?” Marinette saw Alya and Cholé smirk before the two and every other female kicked the men in front of them, in the pelvic.
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@jaydickweek day 1: De-Aging/Age Reversal // Time Travel
Jason ends up in Gotham when he’s dead – post-funeral, pre-triumphant return – where no one knows who he is. Everything looks different from this perspective: Dick’s a fucking mess and not as experienced as Jason remembered. He fights with Bruce more than Jason does. And then there’s infant-Robin-Tim, who is very bad at pretending not to be connected to Dick Grayson, socialite, when Jason threatens to get a little rough.
(Also, holy shit, does Dick reflexively flirt with any authoritative morally ambiguous older man who gives him a real challenge? Did Jason know that? Does Dick know that?)
Well, his family still drives him nuts. That’s the same.
What Peter said: you’re saying there’s… A muLTIVERSE? :D
What Peter meant: tonytonytonytonytonyALTERNATEMEMEStonytonySCIENCEtonytonytonytonyMOREPETERStonytonytonytonytonYTONYTONYTON-
Damian: You cnat make everyone like you, you're not Marinette
Lila: Not everyone likes Marinette
Jason: Who doesn't like pixie pop?
Lila: I just mean-
Tim, from behind a wall: Names, give me their names.
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• Marinette was so done
• Seriously all she had wanted was a nice class trip to Gotham, a city known for its amazing BatFam inspired street fashion! And not to mention the amazing looks inspired by the rouge gallery!
• But nooooooo some lame "super villain" just had to take her and the entire class hostage because apparently a mysterious 'he' had adopted another kid?
• Yeah nobody knew what the insane person was talking about and now he's referring to himself in the third person
• Marinette never thought she would be grateful for Hawkmoth and the Akumas
• Good thing she made everyone(even Lila) memorize emergency protocols
• Since he seemed to be focused on Marinette, she lashed out with a right hook causing him to stumble back and trip on Chloe's leg.
• Nino then pulled out rope from his mom bag-sorry his backpack
Adrien as he clapped his hands together: Pizza? I'm thinking pizza!
Chloe in the most exasperated tone: Adri, we were just taken hostage.
Adrien as he pulls out his phone: So yes?
• The class did end up getting pizza while they waited for the police to show up
Batman when he finally shows up: I'm sorry they WhAt!!!
Commissioner Gordon while drinking his 20th coffee of the day: They ordered pizza and had a party while waiting for the police to show up to take the thug who held them hostage away.
Nightwing while eating his slice of pizza: I now have 15 amazing younger siblings. Tell the others they have been replaced.
• Yeah the class adopted Nightwing as their older brother. He was THRILLED. And they haven't even talked about acrobatics and heroing yet
• All in all the class took down a thug, Gordon needs a vacation, Nightwing had a pizza party with his new siblings, and Batman is soo confused.
Extra:
Jason, Tim, Damian, and Stephanie: WHAT!!
Barbra looking so lost: I'm sorry can you repeat that?
Bruce with the most deadpanned expression: You've been replaced. Nightwing has been adopted by a visiting French class. He now has 15 younger siblings who apparently took out the thug who took them hostage, and then proceeded to order pizza.
Jason, Tim, Damian, Stephanie, and Barbra: WHAT!
Bruce while pulling out his phone: They were having a giant pizza party when the cops arrived. I'm pretty sure there still there partying.
Bruce turning to face Cass who has been silent this entire time: Your invited to join in Cass. The class wants to meet their new older sister.
Hi! I know I haven't updated in a while and I'm sorry! I had a very busy competition season this winter for Color Guard and then the whole Corona virus happened. Please stay safe guys! Be careful and remember social distancing!
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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.
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This is a one-shot. Sorry, I kind of forgot Adrien.
One week. Just one week. Marinette took one week off a year. One week where she didn’t work herself to death as Marinette. Or nearly get herself killed as Ladybug. One week where she didn’t do any favors, any designs, didn’t work in the bakery, didn’t save anyone. A week to relax. A week to meditate. A week to destress and just take care of herself. Just one week every year. To prepare for it she sent reminders to all her friends and family. She posted a flyer on the class bulletin board. Marinette finished all her commission and school work in advance.
She made Fu aware that Ladybug wouldn’t be active, told Chat Noir that Queen Bee would be his partner while she was gone. Marinette always made sure everyone was prepared for her absence. And made it clear that she would be unavailable. No matter what. She didn’t care if the world was ending.
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There’s a website where you can learn ASL on your own and it is free and the woman on there, her name is Rochelle Barlow, she runs the site and she actually is a homeschool teacher and teaches ASL. I am passing this on to you guys cause most people on here is open-minded. Well, whoever of y’all reads this will possibly ignore this but if you are a curious george like me and wants to learn ASL she’s your gal.
Rochelle has a free program called Learn ASL in 31 days, currently I am on day 10ish or 12, (idk I’m on learning my numbers currently) but I believe this site will help people that are either curious about ASL and just wants to learn, or actually is Deaf but can’t afford to going to actual class or something, or just hard of hearing.
I am truly in love with learning with Rochelle, she isn’t those interpreters that will talk while she signs, (and I’ve searched through Youtube how to sign but the person talking will distract me and I would get confused) and it is all in video which is a good thing. I found her through Youtube, that’s where she has all her videos. Just check out her site. You’ll like it.
my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine