Your Unreliable Narrator Fucking Bit Me

Boromir “They took the little ones” really doesn’t get enough credit for how sweet he is to Merry and Pippin. Sword fighting and training with them, protecting them from orcs - despite his flaws he was kind at heart.

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

They look like an old married couple judgingly watching their neighbors

Swordtember 2021 by Marina Lunina

Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very distinguished.

How?

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heres an idea. what if they talked

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Must be fall