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A blond has been hiding that she’s a lesbian from her parents for years

She has always been scared that they wouldn’t accept her like many other parents do. She was speaking about it to her best friend, who is familiar with her parents.

Her friend said “Are you serious? I thought they knew already, why wouldn’t they accept you? Just tell them today”.

The blond was nervous but decided to take her friend’s advice.

During dinner that evening, she began to open herself to her parents.

“I have something to say to you 2, I have been a lesbian for years now and I’ve been hiding it from the 2 of you, please accept me.” she began.

Her parents looked at each other in bewilderment.

“Why do you think we won’t accept you?” her mom said.

“Yeah, are you dumb?” said her other mom.

May 10, 2024 - Hundreds of radical environmentalists and anticapitalists have broken through police lines and fences and stormed the terrain of the Tesla Gigafactory Berlin-Brandenburg. They are attempting to stop the planned expansion of the factory, which would mean the destruction of surrounding forest and farmland. The factory also uses immense amounts of water, and all to sell shitty electric cars to give people the idea that personal consumption choices can save the environment from destruction, and make fascist Elon Musk even richer than he already is. The actions in the past days have forced Tesla to temporarily shut down production at the factory. [video]

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So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

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