Finally, A Vegan Alternative To Human Heart! Douse In Ketchup And Eat With Your Hands.

Wow the first game was such a pleasant surprise, I'm rooting for both of the players but I really did not expect DING to WIN with BLACK the FIRST GAME this is going to be veeery interesting.

Venus in furs where everything is the same but there are fleas in Wanda's furs and she catches them so she's constantly itching her scalp

Paradise: attacked by locusts

These 3:

"«Ich habe alles längst bedacht», erwiderte ich, wie im Fieber glühend, «Ich kann nicht sein, nicht leben ohne dich; ich sterbe, wenn du mir die Freiheit gibst, laß mich dein Sklave sein, töte mich, aber stoße mich nicht von dir.»"

Venus im Pelz von Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

“do you want to talk about it?”

no, i want to kill myself because of it.

It does feel bad sometimes. But tbh I don't even know my own eye color, they look like they have all the colors but with low saturation. And other people sometimes too have it kind of hard to decipher

My entire childhood I didn't understand why do people put eye color in the description of other people, or as one of the main attributes of a missing person. Because I thought "Who even notices this? Eyes are too tiny to be paid that much attention to." Fast forward some years later I find out people DO just casually look into everybody's eyes long enough to notice and remember this detail and I'm the autistic odd one who is distracted by the moving mouth. Still funny to think about.

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Never thought the first swear word I learn in italian would be thanks to the pope this is so funny