Updated For The Coming Year.

my eternal punishment is taking a shower where the water is never hot enough

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

why didn't anyone tell me it was lesbian visibility week

yea you read leftist theory but can you disagree with someone without commenting on their looks

btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up

gentle reminder: please make sure you’re regularly cleaning your water bottles, thermos, and kettles with antibacterial soap and warm water so you don’t get ill. this includes the inside of the container itself, the straw, lid, the outside and bottom of the container, as well as any crevices. rinse well. stay safe and hydrated, babes. 🪴💧

curves

my 2025 met gala experience:

"wow the met gala outfits are so good this year. whats the theme?"

*opens google*

"ohhhh, THATS why they look good."