Anti: If you had to choose between Chase and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Marvin: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Chase: Bro-
Anti: 63 cents.
Marvin: I'll take the money.
Chase: BRO-
Henrik: there’s no such thing as a stupid question.
Jackie: what’s in mango salsa?
Henrik: I stand corrected
Henrik: what do we say when we get anxiety?
Chase: my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic
Henrik:...no
Jackie: did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?
Anti: should I not have?
Jackieboy-man: I’m stupid, he’s stupid, we’re all founders of club stupid.
Henrik: you need a hobby
Chase: I have a hobby
Henrik: being sad is not a hobby
Chase: at least I’ll die doing something I love
Jackie: and that is?
Chase: dying
I got bored, so I dug around tumblr for a bit, as you do.
Occasionally, I would see things about Antisepticeye, y’know, Jacksepticeye’s evil alter ego.
They were talking about how Jack said that nobody had figured out what Anti was yet.
I’m gonna take a crack at it.
Okay. So you know how his full name is Antisepticeye?
Antiseptic is basically like cleaning stuff for infections, like germ-x (I know you don’t put germ-x on wounds, shush.)
Funny that the antagonist of the ego story has a name that starts with something that gets rid of the bad stuff.
People say he’s a virus, a glitch, a bug, you name it. What I think he is, isn’t that far off from any of that. I think he’s an infection.
He’s annoying, and if you don’t pay attention to him, he gets angry. Just like a cut that’s been unattended for too long. And I think I can take a stab (hehehe) at what can defeat him. What the protagonists (Chase, Henrik, Jameson, Marvin, Jackieboy man,) can use to get rid of him.
With a cut on his neck like that, I find it hard to believe he can just let it flow without consequences. Even if he doesn’t obey the laws of Earth (he literally glitches), that’s still gotta suck. It SURE would suck if a certain sad dad or doctor poured a shit ton of antiseptic on it, wouldn’t it?
I think that the egos can use some good old antiseptic to defeat him. They’ve got a doctor on their side, it shouldn’t be that hard to find.
Jackie: I feel fine
Schneep: You were just stabbed!
Jackie: Don’t worry, I’ve been stabbed before
Schneep: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, JACKIE.
Henrik: Yesterday I overheard Chase saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Anti replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.
Anti: how are you still alive?!
Jameson, signing: spite
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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