Latest Posts by gyatt-the-life - Page 2
Dave Mustaine: Nobody thinks youโre cool, you know.
Chuck Behler: Trust me, I know.
Omg. This is my new favorite pic of Megadeth๐ ๐คง
I have such a desire to add Chuck Behler to my fics and he doesn't even have his own character tag on AO3 why are we all sleeping on Chuck Behler??
bromance
can you do megadeth and bts blinkies?
odd combo but sure
ILY DAVE MUSTAINE
the pins say โnot a fishโ โcan you put a price on piss?โ and โDave Mustaineโs ego projectโ ^^^
Dave ๐ฅ
i'm so flipping excited for the fic i've been checking your page every hour๐ญ๐
FHYFHDJAHHX IM WORKING ON IT RN :33
do you have any limits? like, stuff that you absolutely won't write?
I'll pretty much write anything unless it's something like noncon/(g)rape, ageplay, pedophilia, necrophilia or any weird kinks (ex. shit/piss kinks) ^^
giggles a little bit
eudufhhhh crack pipes, needles, pcp and fast cars kinda mix really well and a dead movie star- when i feel like talking i'll never be wrong, if i feel like walking you best come along, i crank my windows the heat up high, til my palms are wet and my tongue is dry.
i'm looking for a mother that'll get me high, just a stupid motherfucker - if i die i die!! ^3^
any1 can join cuz idk who to tag
i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)
this picrew + the last song you listened to :]
no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3
Hello, Coheed. I want to play a game. In front of you is a computer and a keyboard. You have 2 hours to write a fanfic of Chuck Behler and Jeff Young oiled up, tickling each others pickles and freaking each other, Booty style. If you fail to complete this task, your Tumblr account will be shut down and you will be IP banned. Good luck.
IM BUSY BRO ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐LEAVE ME ALONE
could you write chris fehn x craig jones perchance๐
YYEES ! xD
Do you have any specific scenario? If not that's fine I have a few :3
Sorry... I forgot my manners..
Can you PLEASE write them tickling eachothers pickles and getting nasty booty butt sex style ๐
SROP IT OK I WILL JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐
Im gonna touchyou blawg
Can you write them tickling eachothers pickles and getting nasty booty butt sex style ๐
Charlie is this you.
Can you write them tickling eachothers pickles and getting nasty booty butt sex style ๐
Charlie is this you.
BITES YOU HI COHEEEEDDD RRGRRGEGRGERGGGAGAGA
SUFHDHHEAUAUHAHAUEUEHWHSHHHHDH SHAKES YOU HI JUNII&!+'((!$!2892282!!_783! โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐๐๐ฏ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
eats yiu
hi coheed ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
LICKS YOU
HI KY++_8!!!3!!!9 :3
do you take fanfic requests๐ฃ๐ฃ
YYEYEESS !! ALWAYS :3
Feel free 2 ask anytime :P
WITERLY WE'RE WITERLY CHUCK AND JEFF ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ IM GONNA TOUCH YOU CHAT HHDHHHHHAAUUHGHHHH ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ ๐คค๐ ๐คคโผ๏ธ๐โผ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ญ๐ฅณ๐ค๐ค๐ฃ๏ธ๐ซ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ซ๐ฃ๏ธ๐โผ๏ธ๐๐คค๐โผ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐ ๐ฅณ๐ ๐ฅณ๐ ๐ ๐ฅณ๐ ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
Can I lick you up and down sexy style, baby .... ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โถดแแกแแชแแแปแชแนแแปโถดแแกแชแแโถดแแญแชแแนแแฑแแแแกแ แแแชแแแแแปแฑแแฑแโถดแแแแแแแแแแฑแแแแแโถดแแนแแแแกแแแกแแแแกแแแแนแกแแแกแแแกแแแแแแจโถดแธแกแแแแนแกแแแกแแแก
WHHAATTATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DONW LIL VRO ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏโผ๏ธ๐ฏโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐คโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐
Can I lick you up and down sexy style, baby .... ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โถดแแกแแชแแแปแชแนแแปโถดแแกแชแแโถดแแญแชแแนแแฑแแแแกแ แแแชแแแแแปแฑแแฑแโถดแแแแแแแแแแฑแแแแแโถดแแนแแแแกแแแกแแแแกแแแแนแกแแแกแแแกแแแแแแจโถดแธแกแแแแนแกแแแกแแแก
WHHAATTATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DONW LIL VRO ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ฟ๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏโผ๏ธ๐ฏโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐คโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐
introduction !
hi my name is coheed after the band coheed and cambria, i'm a minor, genderfluid, pansexual, and i use all prns! preferably i like he/they/xem ect but she is okay too. i'm kinda awkward at this kinda thing so ignore if this seems really bad lmao.
i will generally just be posting fanfiction about bands. i will write about megadeth, metallica, korn, limp bizkit, deftones, slipknot, soad, ect, and i will be taking suggestions in asks! just try and make sure the band isn't extremely niche, yk? i will also do a lot of rarepairs/crackships. i will not be doing any reader x (insert rockstar)
thanks 4 reading !
daisies โฟ
a fanfiction about my otp, chuck behler x jeff young from megadeth. both of them are kemonomimis, jeff being a deer and chuck being a saint bernard. both of them use she/him, they will occasionally swtich. i'm gonna kill you charlie.
no warnings, just fluff hehe
recently, jeff had moved out of the studio. everyday, he would receive gifts on his doorstep, no matter what it was, there was always a white, wilted daisy that was ripped out from the ground, some dirt on the stem. he was so puzzled by it, he couldn't go on without knowing who was throwing some flowers at his door.
โก
one morning, she would stand right behind his door around the time the flowers were dropped off. once she heard some scampering, she would immediately open the door, just to see a blur dashing away. "hey- HEY! COME BACK!" she blurted out before he would hop over the gifts left over his porch. she would then skedaddle on his small deer hooves in attempt to catch the culprit, ending up failing.
โก
the next morning, jeff couldn't bear the fact he had some.. weirdo admirer or something. after some thinking, he would leave his house before walking over to the old studio. maybe it was dave or junior playing some assholeish prank on him. there was only one way to find out.
โก
once jeff arrived, she banged on the door, "open up dave, you jackass!" he said, seemingly pissed off as she placed his hands on her hips. after a few minutes, her eyebrows would furrow. she was extremely impatient. she would then walk around the house before jumping the fence, falling on the ground with an 'oof,' her hooves clumsily bucking in response.
โก
once jeff looked up, he would notice a familiar back towards him, digging around in the dirt. his eyes would widen slightly as he would dust himself off, standing up straight before creeping up behind the figure. he found himself staring down at .. chuck? the bernard's tail was wagging behind him as he dug around the dirt, pulling out a white daisy with his teeth.
โก
when chuck turned around, he would immediately glance at jeff, his face flushing. "oh, uh, hey dude.." "it was YOU?" jeff shot back, her face filled with disbelief. chuck would giggle sheepishly, slowly spitting the flower out into his paw. "i'm surprised you didn't find out sooner." chuck said with slight amusement before she would glance up at jeff, slowly reaching up and placing the daisy behind jeff's antler.
โก
"i hope you like flowers," chuck whispered before placing a small peck on jeff's jawline.
heeyyy guys ! ummmm i just had a giggle session jeff young was daves least favourite megadeth guitarist of all time points and laughs at him
favorite quotes from my favorite rockstars!!
(that i yell around my house)
โyour fucking band sucks!โ -chris fehn, slipknot
โwe got caught jerking off.โ -krist novoselic, nirvana
โlight em up!โ -sid wilson, slipknot
โitโs a songโฆand we wrote it! ๐ no, umโโ -jonathan davis, korn
(referring to craig) โlook at him, do you wanna talk to him? i donโt wanna talk to him and iโm in a band with him.โ -corey taylor, slipknot
โbut you know wanna know what? i said iโm madonna, and i can do anything, okay?โ -sebastian bach, skid row
โitโs not a tv studioโฆjosh! turn these lights out! itโs a fucking rock concert!โ eddie vedder, pearl jam
โhey, ugly. hey, BITCH.โ -layne staley, alice in chains
โand iโve been bugginaboutfletsomandjetsam for a long time.โ -jason newsted, metallica
*silence* โโฆyou canโt prove that.โ -sean kinney, alice in chains
โ๐นWE DONโT WANNA TALK TO METALLICA.๐นโ lars ulrich, metallica
โWHEREโS THE SWIMMING POOL AT? ๐ฃ๏ธโ -kirk hammett, metallica
โTHE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT!?โ -kirk hammett, metallica
โwhich metallica member is the most pregnant?โ -lars ulrich, metallica
โeverybody from underneath the stage gonna be lookinโ at my NUTS.โ -jonathan davis, korn
โhope i choke on a crepe. hm, hope you choke on a dick.โ *struggles to end the video* -dave mustaine, megadeth
โHAAAHAAAHAAAA! ๐ฃ๏ธโ -fred durst, limp bizkit
IM GONNA GET YIU
@gyatt-the-life stop trying to be slick lil bro .
STORP ๐๐
@gyatt-the-life stop trying to be slick lil bro .
LEAVE ME ALONE
@gyatt-the-life stop trying to be slick lil bro .