God Gave Me All Of The Thoughts But None Of The Motivation

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 4

*Somewhere in Arizona*

Hazel: We should check out the Grand Canyon.

Jason, Leo, & Piper: No!!!

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

Such a missed opportunity from Rick in SoN.

Imagine if you will Percy being shown around Camp Jupiter but this time people have this feeling like they’ve seen Percy before. There’s this one camper who keeps watching him and giving him a weird look. And then at some point he hears a scream. “OH MY GODS! I REMEMBER!” And this camper runs to tell everyone why Percy seems familiar to them. And it turns out they remember Percy being wanted by the FBI.

The Seven + Nico & Will on a road trip

(car reference picture at the bottom)

Seat 1 - Annabeth, the driver, only one competent enough to stay on the route, stops at all the weird sights cuz of Percy and Leo, gets distracted by cool buildings

Seat 2 - Piper, mans the aux, also sits in the front so her and Annabeth can actually have intellectual conversations, best and worst co-pilot, knows exactly where to go but if they miss an exit it’s all over

Seat 3 - Percy, the snack man, sits behind Annabeth so he can annoy her play with her hair, gets distracted by all the weird sights, sings along to the music

Seat 4 - Frank, sits in the middle cuz Hazel gets car sick, will turn into a dog to give Percy and Hazel more room, stuck listening to Leo and Percy’s stupid jokes and endless rambling

Seat 5 - Hazel, sits next to the window cuz she gets car sick, loves to watch the scenery, sits in front of Nico so they can talk, falls asleep on Frank’s shoulder

Seat 6 - Leo, also the snack man, constant bad jokes and puns, gets distracted by the weird sights with Percy, him and Percy don’t shut up (they sing along with the music together), loves to annoy Frank, constantly has to pee

Seat 7 - Jason, just wants to sit next to Leo, watches the people in the cars behind them, acts indifferent about the weird sights but actually thinks they’re really cool

Seat 8 - Nico, sits behind Hazel so he can talk to her, always insists he doesn’t need to use the bathroom but really does, falls asleep on Will’s shoulder

Seat 9 - Will, makes sure everybody uses the bathroom at every stop, checks in on Hazel to make sure she doesn’t throw up, laughs at all of Leo’s jokes, holds Nico’s hand the whole time, falls asleep on Nico’s shoulder

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

During Percy and Annabeth’s time at the University of New Rome they spend the summer in New York/Camp Half-Blood. They split their time between the camp and the city so Percy can see his mom. They love being able to go to college in the safety of Camp Jupiter but they’ll always call Camp Half-Blood home.

If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.

They’re also crazy.

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 1

Percy: *eats the last gummy worm*

Leo: Hey! That was mine!

Percy: Nuh-uh! It was BLUE! Blue is mine!

Leo: The whole package was blue!

Percy: Then the whole package was mine!

Leo: You’re supposed to share!

Percy & Leo: …..Annabeth!!!

Annabeth: Both of you SHUT UP or I will turn this car around!!

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

Songs the thunderbolts* would rock out to

Link is below!!

Find it on Spotify by name or my account: half-gone

And then she phases out of the car due to spite.

Ava: Walker, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car

Walker clicks a button

Ava: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILD LOCK ON?!

R.I.P. to Jason’s coin. You were too cool for this world.

Percy: Shut up! *dolphin noises*

Leo: Shut up! *machine noises*