Songs The Thunderbolts* Would Rock Out To

R.I.P. to Jason’s coin. You were too cool for this world.

God gave me all of the thoughts but none of the motivation

Percy: Shut up! *dolphin noises*

Leo: Shut up! *machine noises*

just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!

I’ve been told the reason why these bots are doing this is due to copyright infringement issue where they’re trying to steal your works (possibly to train AI but this is just a guess) ‼️‼️‼️and once you deleted your fics, it will be either very difficult or impossible for you to claim ownership of your own fics when they were already deleted.‼️‼️‼️

a reminder that AO3 will never contact you through your comments section (in case they claim to be one of the moderators). AO3 will only contact you through your email address which you use to register your account, and it will be from AO3’s official handle. not some sketchy ass @

so if you get a comment telling you you should “delete your works to protect your account because AO3 is doing blah blah blah” report that comment. don’t delete your works.

PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAM.

AO3 IS NOT DELETING WORKS.

DO NOT DELETE YOUR WORKS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY KNOW SOMETHING.

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 4

*Somewhere in Arizona*

Hazel: We should check out the Grand Canyon.

Jason, Leo, & Piper: No!!!

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 1

Percy: *eats the last gummy worm*

Leo: Hey! That was mine!

Percy: Nuh-uh! It was BLUE! Blue is mine!

Leo: The whole package was blue!

Percy: Then the whole package was mine!

Leo: You’re supposed to share!

Percy & Leo: …..Annabeth!!!

Annabeth: Both of you SHUT UP or I will turn this car around!!

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.

They’re also crazy.

And then she phases out of the car due to spite.

Ava: Walker, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car

Walker clicks a button

Ava: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILD LOCK ON?!

The Seven + Nico & Will on a road trip

(car reference picture at the bottom)

Seat 1 - Annabeth, the driver, only one competent enough to stay on the route, stops at all the weird sights cuz of Percy and Leo, gets distracted by cool buildings

Seat 2 - Piper, mans the aux, also sits in the front so her and Annabeth can actually have intellectual conversations, best and worst co-pilot, knows exactly where to go but if they miss an exit it’s all over

Seat 3 - Percy, the snack man, sits behind Annabeth so he can annoy her play with her hair, gets distracted by all the weird sights, sings along to the music

Seat 4 - Frank, sits in the middle cuz Hazel gets car sick, will turn into a dog to give Percy and Hazel more room, stuck listening to Leo and Percy’s stupid jokes and endless rambling

Seat 5 - Hazel, sits next to the window cuz she gets car sick, loves to watch the scenery, sits in front of Nico so they can talk, falls asleep on Frank’s shoulder

Seat 6 - Leo, also the snack man, constant bad jokes and puns, gets distracted by the weird sights with Percy, him and Percy don’t shut up (they sing along with the music together), loves to annoy Frank, constantly has to pee

Seat 7 - Jason, just wants to sit next to Leo, watches the people in the cars behind them, acts indifferent about the weird sights but actually thinks they’re really cool

Seat 8 - Nico, sits behind Hazel so he can talk to her, always insists he doesn’t need to use the bathroom but really does, falls asleep on Will’s shoulder

Seat 9 - Will, makes sure everybody uses the bathroom at every stop, checks in on Hazel to make sure she doesn’t throw up, laughs at all of Leo’s jokes, holds Nico’s hand the whole time, falls asleep on Nico’s shoulder

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 2

Annabeth: What’s the exit number?

Piper (looking for a song): Eight.

Annabeth: We passed eight like eight miles ago.

Piper (looks up in horror): …..what?

Annabeth: It’s fine just tell me where I need to get off so we can turn around.

Piper: How am I supposed to know that?!

Annabeth: You have the map.

Piper: But I marked one route! Our route! I don’t know where we are!!

Annabeth: How do you not know?!

Piper: I’m not like Percy! I can’t see latitude and longitude lines when I’m lost!

Percy: That only happens in water.

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4