the kind of witch i wanna be: mysterious, ethereal, wisdom beyond my years
the kind of witch i really am: forgets that i’m a witch 70% of the time, doesn’t even know what phase of the moon it currently is, has nearly set my house on fire more time than i can remember
I haven’t posted in a hot minute so here’s my Micah photo dump 😏
fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him
We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Quicksave First? Is Something Wrong With You?
Y’all don’t know how much I want this man. Just.. look at him. Look at this.. short, perfect, southern man. You tellin me not only is this man sexy, but he has 11 PHDS? I’m sobbing rn. No I’m legitimately crying. Every time I read a fluffy or even spicy fanfic of Dell I combust into tears realizing he will never be real. He will forever have a place in my heart and a place on my tumblr. This blog would not be made possible if it weren’t for this fine man. I want to pick him up and carry him around everywhere. Yes, I am down horrendously for Dell. I can’t tell you why because even I don’t know, maybe it’s the fact that he wears his hat backwards. Or he builds machines and I also have a thing for building my own machines. Maybe it’s just the fact that he’s short and I love short men. Maybe it’s because I’m too much into tf2 and their characters. It’s their fault for making them so well written. But I’m rambling. So uh.. tf2 random crits am I right? haha..
Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald
#Gemini #Algebra
fuck every other personality test, reblog this with your sign and whether you were better at algebra or geometry