That Moment When It’s Cold Out And Your Too Nervous To Scoot Closer To Your Really Warm Boss

Amethyst: Healing energy associated with physical ailments, emotional issues, and Chakra balancing. Cure nightmares and insomnia. Balances the crown Chakra

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

me staring at my ceiling after y/n does the most FLABBERGASTING thing ever

his laugh is my favorite thing🤭

🚀Physics Magic?🚀

We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Quicksave First? Is Something Wrong With You?

Losing your favorite fanfic feels more painful than going through a breakup😭🥀

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”