hat0nie - The Hatzer
The Hatzer

hlo am Hat and unfortunately I do not think before speaking

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8 months ago

OH MY GOS OH MY GOD OGH YM GOD OLIVER OLIWVR YOU'RE SO HOT OLIVWR YOURE SO OLIVWR OLIVWR AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHH /explodes

Mingling Dateables Au :] I Love This Au They're My Babies.
Mingling Dateables Au :] I Love This Au They're My Babies.
Mingling Dateables Au :] I Love This Au They're My Babies.
Mingling Dateables Au :] I Love This Au They're My Babies.
Mingling Dateables Au :] I Love This Au They're My Babies.
Mingling Dateables Au :] I Love This Au They're My Babies.

Mingling dateables au :] I love this au they're my babies.

8 months ago

This is EXACTLY the type of funfact I expected from Sergeant Norm Gaylor Allen. Thankyou.

Funfact: uhm i dont know. YOU provide the funfact for once!!!

Did y’all know that b’cause o’ th’ effects o’ time dilation, if ya had a spacecraft that could accelerate at 1G (9.8 m/s2) indefinitely, ya could cross th’ entire Milky Way in ‘bout TWELVE GODDAMN YEARS, despite travelin’ ‘bout 100,000 light years.

That damn devil child probably ain’t even that old.

9 months ago

He's on the hat

He's On The Hat

Damn right he is. I can’t tell ya how much I enjoy this drawin’, pardner.


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9 months ago

ooooooooh my hgsggahd Olibebr.. Oliberr... ooyuhh Olivverrr me belooovvedf.d.d. I enjoy this piece of art very mucyrh.

Relaxing evening in a haunted movie theater.

Relaxing Evening In A Haunted Movie Theater.

I don’t draw Oliver often enough he’s a funky fella. The most buttery of the bunch.


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9 months ago

Heh... What can I say? ives got me priorities straight ◉⁠‿⁠◉

I JUST GOT A CAT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOODODODODODOD HOW TO TAKE CARE HOW TO TAKE CARE WHHAATAT GHHHHHHH


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9 months ago

ok i just saw my second to last post and why was that so emo s m hbsm y smh smh


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9 months ago

I JUST GOT A CAT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOODODODODODOD HOW TO TAKE CARE HOW TO TAKE CARE WHHAATAT GHHHHHHH


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10 months ago

Do people think the way I think? Feel the way I think? Love the way I love? Maybe they all do... Maybe they don't... If only communication wasn't that hard they had to come up with ANOTHER communication tactic


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10 months ago

Guys i know hhis is stuposed to be the funni but DAMN LOOK AT THAT COOKIE CAAAKEEE [drools]

hat0nie - The Hatzer

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10 months ago

im actually so inlovve with thhurs norm my beloved norm im so finlove enorm NORM NOEM NMDMHANDM NOOOORRRMMMMMNSJJ

.....NORM, BABY, LEARN HOW TEXTING WORKS <3


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10 months ago

To live is one thing, and to be living is another.


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10 months ago

Dear wawi with silly cool pfp,

oH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU SO QUICK TO LIKE PLWASE WHAT ARE YOUR SECRETS HELP


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10 months ago

THATS??? WHAT IT WAS??? THATS SO MUCH BETTER I THOUGHT THEY WERE USING TANGO AS A GUINEA PIG TO CLICK THE EVIL RED BUTTON (or maybe i just watched despicable me yesterday.)

Everyone in the mingling has devious arachnophobia (except theoraur) so when there's a spider tango has to catch it

Source: im literally direct dog man


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10 months ago
50 Posts!

50 posts!

That was quick... did not relize.


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10 months ago

I fodging love shtabby (im making that their name now) and... the mingling in general

THIS SHOULDN'TVE TAKEN 13 FUCKING HOURS, 72 LAYERS AND 2 SEPERATE CANVAS'. Im dead.

THIS SHOULDN'TVE TAKEN 13 FUCKING HOURS, 72 LAYERS AND 2 SEPERATE CANVAS'. Im Dead.

PLEASE CLICK ON IT FOR BETTER QUALITY[[[!!! god i hope this is good if its not im hurling myself off a bride /silly /jokirng

[[REBLOGS PLEASE,, THIS SOYNDS DESPERATE AND IT IS]]


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10 months ago

Dear shower havers,

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ADJUST THE THING TO HE THEBCORRECT TEMPERATURE??? I BE OUT HERE TURNIN THE KNOB THANG TO THE LEFT A LIL THEN 5 SECONDS LATER TO THE RIGHT A BIT

and repeat.

until the shower ends.

is this not the definition of medieval torture?

PLEASE

Theres either scorching burn marks across my back or suddenly im Anna in the Frozen 1 movie


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10 months ago

hi gaes i just figured out the joys of reblogging yipiiuiu


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10 months ago

hrmn hrmn currentlyhy thunking what stupid petty crimes he's commit... hrmn hrmn..

I need to see more art of Randy being sassy/not giving a fuck. Make that man COOL. Make that man HATE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING around him he lived in a DUMPSTER for god knows how many years that town did NAWT do him justice. Make him CONFIDENT make him do dumb shit he'd regret make him AWESOME.


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10 months ago

I want these so bad. I WANT THEM SO HAD. PLEASE. PELASE. PELASE. BREAKS INTO YOYR HOUSE AND SNATCHES THEM IN MY POCKET GGGRRGRGGGHH

Guys what stage of infection is this

Guys What Stage Of Infection Is This
Guys What Stage Of Infection Is This
Guys What Stage Of Infection Is This

ermm.... Guyss....s. ..!.?


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10 months ago

THISISYE SO CUTIE!!! LOVE PGONEFINFI

bonus points for when he manages to get a virus on ot

Im So Tired

Im so tired


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10 months ago

CAN I PRINT THESE HHHH HOBO HOBO HOBO MY BELOVVDEDYSGSJOSGDB

Oh btw I made these stickers! I'll probably get them printed someday

Oh Btw I Made These Stickers! I'll Probably Get Them Printed Someday
Oh Btw I Made These Stickers! I'll Probably Get Them Printed Someday
Oh Btw I Made These Stickers! I'll Probably Get Them Printed Someday
Oh Btw I Made These Stickers! I'll Probably Get Them Printed Someday
Oh Btw I Made These Stickers! I'll Probably Get Them Printed Someday
Oh Btw I Made These Stickers! I'll Probably Get Them Printed Someday

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10 months ago

Mmnnn dooodle dumpp... I made yestedayy. . in claash... w no refs...

Mmnnn Dooodle Dumpp... I Made Yestedayy. . In Claash... W No Refs...
Mmnnn Dooodle Dumpp... I Made Yestedayy. . In Claash... W No Refs...
Mmnnn Dooodle Dumpp... I Made Yestedayy. . In Claash... W No Refs...
Mmnnn Dooodle Dumpp... I Made Yestedayy. . In Claash... W No Refs...

Yes , I feel Oli would be just as mesmerized with my rock collection like I am


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10 months ago

Yo this looks cooool...

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10 months ago

Oh, so you're telling me I can draw anyone like this , hmnnn... I see...

cant believe i did this 😭

just realized i have the power to truly draw whatever i want, and this was the first priority

Cant Believe I Did This 😭

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10 months ago

Oh yeh also speaking of thing show, are you going to link your WhatsApp channels in yo Tumblr intro?

Huh. Hmnn. Good point. Hmmnnnnnnn... Maybe. Mayrebe...


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10 months ago
P.S, This Is My Temp Sona... I Think. It's Just Silly Dood With Tophat.

P.S, this is my temp sona... I think. It's just silly dood with tophat.


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10 months ago

You guys ever think your hairbrush is staring at you and its slowly becoming sentient but just cant talk


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10 months ago

I LOVE HHIS I LOVE YOU I LOVE RANDY I LOVE POKEMON RANDY I LOVE HIS POKE.ONGGRGAAHAHHHHHHHHHG

Randy but in his britney spears toxic era

Randy But In His Britney Spears Toxic Era
Randy But In His Britney Spears Toxic Era
Randy But In His Britney Spears Toxic Era
thought this reply was funi so I wanted to share

Sorry for any typos btw it's like 4 in the morninf


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10 months ago
WHO. WHO. DID THIS. I WILL FIND YOU.

WHO. WHO. DID THIS. I WILL FIND YOU.

(I know where you are.)


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10 months ago

To cleanse you of a certain Anon ask,

How did you discover Dialtown?

(a totally not egocentric ask)

I was... Scrollin t'...hru...c.ai.... and saw... object heads... mybeloved.... and then i asked... a CERTAIN friiend o mine...


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