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1 month ago
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.

go my shitty whiteboard comic that was supposed to be based off my killer skill issue but uh.

bonus:

Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.

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1 month ago

You ever look at some art your mutual made and you just sit there in stunned silence and awe that one of your friends is out there making jaw-dropping beautiful art just for the hell of it


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1 month ago

chicken jockey

Freaking Losers

Freaking losers

oh yeah and this

Freaking Losers

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1 month ago

10/10 hc so silly so silly

Headcanon That Chance Knew Elliot Before Forsaken.

Headcanon that Chance knew Elliot before Forsaken.

Elliot was Chance’s favourite delivery man since he got it there really fast, and would even sometimes chat a little bit before rushing off.

And Chance was Elliot’s favourite customer, cause he’d always be grateful for Elliot’s speed and would tip him 50 dollars.


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1 month ago

You ever look at some art your mutual made and you just sit there in stunned silence and awe that one of your friends is out there making jaw-dropping beautiful art just for the hell of it

1 month ago
How Chance Got Into Mafioso’s Gang.

How Chance got into Mafioso’s gang.

They had already passed all the other initiation tests, Maf just asked them why they would wanna join. And what’s a bigger gamble than being in the Mafia?

Btw Chance is like… 24 here (headcanon he’s 31 in Forsaken)


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1 month ago

oohGOOOOOOOOOSSDD MY SILLIES AWEUURRRGHH

ARMY DREAMERS...


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1 month ago
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.

go my shitty whiteboard comic that was supposed to be based off my killer skill issue but uh.

bonus:

Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.
1 month ago

WHA,.X.,., what aRE YOU TSLKING SBOUT.

You guys ever think your hairbrush is staring at you and its slowly becoming sentient but just cant talk

3 months ago

OLIVER SWIFT wOOHOO PLEAAASEEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

3 months ago

OWH MEINZ GOTTZ THAMKYOU THE SO VERY MUCH!1!1!1!1!2 i dident check my notifs and only saw this because i was scrolling your account....(ILOVEFLUGILOVEFLUGILOVEFLUG)

(I am so inlove wifh flug pleadpeleasepleasepleadeplease I WANT TO KISSHIM AAAAAAAAA)

(I Am So Inlove Wifh Flug Pleadpeleasepleasepleadeplease I WANT TO KISSHIM AAAAAAAAA)

I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SOLDIER ESPECIALLY IN 2024 NEARLY ALL CONTENT I FIND OF VILLANOS ITSELF IS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO 🙏🙏🙏💥💥💥💥

I love Flug

(I Am So Inlove Wifh Flug Pleadpeleasepleasepleadeplease I WANT TO KISSHIM AAAAAAAAA)

here's another one for you

(Thank youuu🙏🏻🥹💕 I feel the same... so I had to take things into my own hands. no matter where I go I'm the only one posting consistently since more than just a few months before giving up or moving on... I'm in the official server and I get barely or no reaction, nobody else posts, but I keep going like my life depends on it. I can't help it, my autism won't let it go. I've been here without a break since 2017 so... it's safe to say I'm not going away)

3 months ago

Fabron... 🤤🤤🤤

 I Looooveeeee Fabron Oughhhghmgmg

I looooveeeee Fabron oughhhghmgmg

3 months ago

aaAAAAAAAAAA OLIVER OLIVER OLIVER ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Twitter liked this so here yall go!! Oliver scrapbook page :]]

Twitter Liked This So Here Yall Go!! Oliver Scrapbook Page :]]
3 months ago

guys plz plz plz plz help something happened to me suddenly all object heads are hot to me and i instinctively say smash in my head help help gelp whats happenign

3 months ago

woah

"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎."

"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗
3 months ago

Woah

hat0nie - The Hatzer
3 months ago

WOWZERS sO MUCH CONTENT WOWZERS WOWZERS!1!!1!1

The Wheel of Wow!

a digital drawing of the Wheel of Wow from webkinz surrounded by dialtown characters. randy is strapped to the wheel by his hands and feet. gingi sits playfully atop it. oliver and karen present it, oliver gesturing to the wheel proudly while karen prints a page that says "WOW!". norm and mingus look to the wheel with confusion and/or revulsion

hello everyone! happy valentine's day, happy dialtown anniversary! welcome to The Wheel Of Wow!

ao3 link here!

The Wheel Of Wow is a multimedia fic project a handful of us friends at the yaoi hivemind have had cooking for about 8 months (!) now. here's how it works:

-we took every eligible (pre-dlc) dialtown character and put them on a wheel -we spun that wheel twice, a bunch of times, to create a batch of randomly-generated ships. -and each of us picked one or two ships off that list to write a fic or draw a comic about!

we've got a total of 8 works- 6 fics and 2 comics (one of which is 15 whole pages!). these run the gamut of feelings and genres from comedy and fluff to psychological horror, true lové, and zoomaster erotica.

our final setlist is as follows:

He's All That I Want (And I Want Him So Bad) by @teruthecreator

Not The Man They Think I Am At Home by @torchichate

Why Does It Feel Like I Just Got Scammed? by @irradiatedsnakes

You Better Be Believin' by @bandtrees

Although I Have No Arms to Hold You In, a Human Passion Burns Within by @computercreature

Welcome to the ZOO! ZOO! ZOO! by @tigsbitties

Servisory, Congratulatory by @tigsbitties

There's a Dream in Everyone by @bandtrees

(+i did illustrations for every one of these!)

while these all are technically standalone, the order is very deliberate! we HIGHLY recommend you read them all in order as they're presented on ao3.

the fic overall is rated as mature- the explicitness rating is abouuut as raunchy as dialtown itself gets, but there's some heavy stuff in there at points. each fic will have relevant content warnings and tags listed at the beginning.

five cropped images from within the wheel fic. they show: callum, oliver hugging gingi, oliver and randy holding hands, karen in the rain, and theoroar.

this project is an absolute labor of love and i'm so proud to be a part of it. everyone's done such an incredible job, i'm really excited for you all to see it!

happy valentine's day!!! enjoy!!!

3 months ago

WOWZERS sO MUCH CONTENT WOWZERS WOWZERS!1!!1!1

The Wheel of Wow!

a digital drawing of the Wheel of Wow from webkinz surrounded by dialtown characters. randy is strapped to the wheel by his hands and feet. gingi sits playfully atop it. oliver and karen present it, oliver gesturing to the wheel proudly while karen prints a page that says "WOW!". norm and mingus look to the wheel with confusion and/or revulsion

hello everyone! happy valentine's day, happy dialtown anniversary! welcome to The Wheel Of Wow!

ao3 link here!

The Wheel Of Wow is a multimedia fic project a handful of us friends at the yaoi hivemind have had cooking for about 8 months (!) now. here's how it works:

-we took every eligible (pre-dlc) dialtown character and put them on a wheel -we spun that wheel twice, a bunch of times, to create a batch of randomly-generated ships. -and each of us picked one or two ships off that list to write a fic or draw a comic about!

we've got a total of 8 works- 6 fics and 2 comics (one of which is 15 whole pages!). these run the gamut of feelings and genres from comedy and fluff to psychological horror, true lové, and zoomaster erotica.

our final setlist is as follows:

He's All That I Want (And I Want Him So Bad) by @teruthecreator

Not The Man They Think I Am At Home by @torchichate

Why Does It Feel Like I Just Got Scammed? by @irradiatedsnakes

You Better Be Believin' by @bandtrees

Although I Have No Arms to Hold You In, a Human Passion Burns Within by @computercreature

Welcome to the ZOO! ZOO! ZOO! by @tigsbitties

Servisory, Congratulatory by @tigsbitties

There's a Dream in Everyone by @bandtrees

(+i did illustrations for every one of these!)

while these all are technically standalone, the order is very deliberate! we HIGHLY recommend you read them all in order as they're presented on ao3.

the fic overall is rated as mature- the explicitness rating is abouuut as raunchy as dialtown itself gets, but there's some heavy stuff in there at points. each fic will have relevant content warnings and tags listed at the beginning.

five cropped images from within the wheel fic. they show: callum, oliver hugging gingi, oliver and randy holding hands, karen in the rain, and theoroar.

this project is an absolute labor of love and i'm so proud to be a part of it. everyone's done such an incredible job, i'm really excited for you all to see it!

happy valentine's day!!! enjoy!!!

3 months ago

If I had the money.... If I had the money....

Since I'm trying to come back to tumblr enjoy these pics a took last timenI reorganized my Dialtown collection!

Since I'm Trying To Come Back To Tumblr Enjoy These Pics A Took Last TimenI Reorganized My Dialtown Collection!
Since I'm Trying To Come Back To Tumblr Enjoy These Pics A Took Last TimenI Reorganized My Dialtown Collection!
Since I'm Trying To Come Back To Tumblr Enjoy These Pics A Took Last TimenI Reorganized My Dialtown Collection!
Since I'm Trying To Come Back To Tumblr Enjoy These Pics A Took Last TimenI Reorganized My Dialtown Collection!
Since I'm Trying To Come Back To Tumblr Enjoy These Pics A Took Last TimenI Reorganized My Dialtown Collection!
4 months ago

i love this so much hehe

this thing

4 months ago

I AM INLOVE WIHT HIS I WISH I COULD GET IT AJRGJSKDDJFGWOXH😭😭😭😭

@littlesliceofimmortality's mingus standee is so cool PLEASE go get one of your own. SHE LITERALLY TWIRLS!!!

4 months ago

I would like actually just curl up on the floor and cry then cry then cry again then only get up because the logical side of my brain thinks hmm i need hydration

then I'd mess up getting water too and sob infinitely idk

dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

7 months ago

PETER PETER PERER LETER PETER 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

✨🌠Peter, My Beautiful Beautiful Prince. ☎️📞

✨🌠Peter, my beautiful beautiful prince. ☎️📞

7 months ago

My eyes are getting excersicedmgj exerzice exercised trying to read these text but the yumzer art makes up for it

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7 months ago
I Forgot About Tumblr Chat Im Sorry But Erm Here's My Newest Dialtown Oc, Mr. Camembert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot about tumblr chat im sorry but erm here's my newest dialtown oc, Mr. Camembert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (kiss the cook except it's painte bcz erm his wife sucks aaaaahhhhhh) yeseses he is cheez howd u know


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8 months ago

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me who is 100000% inlove withh BOTH the new album aND norm. oh ym god i loev thsis os much rpelase pelas epelade

The New “Norman” Album

The new “Norman” album

In honour of Will wood’s remade “the new normal” album, and an EXTREME hyperfixation on dialtown

8 months ago

PLEASE I CRAVE TO SEE THEM WHY ARE THEY ALL SO DARK

Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!
Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!
Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!
Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!
Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!
Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!
Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!
Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!
Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!
Swap Randy/Randal Stuff :] Oh And Karen Is There!

Swap Randy/Randal stuff :] oh and Karen is there!

8 months ago

muehuhehheudheuhhehehhdheehshseushehhshshheyehhsusuhsheueuheueheyehuwh happy happy hehrhehduehehehheheheuehehhehehee

This is how I imagined you saying that

This Is How I Imagined You Saying That

(Don't mind Mingus she just wants to make a certain spacecraft that could accelerate at 1G (9.8m/s2) indefinitely for 12 yars)

Awh fuck right off.

(…I ain’t sayin’ that’s inaccurate I s’pose…

‘N that’s Mighty fine art, pardner)

8 months ago

whuh.............. Hat0nie approved............

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