Josh: And That’s Why He’s My Favorite.

OH MY GOD SOMSONE SEDATE ME IVE BEEN GIGGLING FOR 20 MINUTES HELP HELP HELL ME

Josh Homme in Raleigh, NC

Alex Turner - ASMR (some stuff I isolated)

special mentions to 00:00, 00:48, 01:00

Maida Vale 2009

@tedioepica you asked for Alex whimpering, this is pretty close

📸 Hanna Evensen

secret door – brixton, 2009 [x]

and josh on his knees, so desperate for alex rubbing his face against his growing erection but not quite mouthing at it. breathing him in through his nose and resting his forehead against alexs soft lower belly. my minds jumped a million paces forward and im drawn to the idea of them both cumming into those panties and alex having to sit in rapidly cooling wet lace until their next moment alone. hopfully no one can see any wet spots on his jeans

And when they're finally alone and ready to head back (because it's short ride home and Josh feels capable to sneakily avoid all police patrols), Alex stops at the back of the car. "I can't take another second, 's gross." He steps out of his pants while Josh shields the view the best he can with his big body. Alex quickly undresses and goes commando in his jeans. The soft ball of pink panties stays in his hand, hesitantly. "Throw them out," Josh suggests, "I'll buy you new one." "Promise?" Joshua pulls him closer and kisses his temple. "Anything for my girlfriend." "I'm not a girlfriend, ya prick," Alex snarls dangerously into the collar of his jacket. He even curls a fist, ready to pound the words into Josh's flesh. The big man ruffles Alex's hair and pushes him towards the passenger door. "Stop talking back, chiquita, or I'll stuff them in your mouth instead." All he wants now, at this ungodly early hour, is a calm ride back home, and a dirty thought to occupy Alex's mind.

Will we get to see any turnercest?

oh yes please. I actually made some just for this ask bc I’m also a big fan👏😛

I like the humbug alex x the car alex dynamic… so that’s what I portrayed here

(Below the cut there’s some nudity but there’s no actual le cock or le ball)

heres some links to other ones I’ve drawn too

tagged by @anitabrassi for this game :)

RULES: you just got a kind of shitty old car and it doesn't have bluetooth. you can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. what are you getting?

this is quite hard. but i think i got it!

villains - queens of the stone age

death by sexy - eagles of death metal

what’s the story (morning glory?) - oasis

AM - arctic monkeys

there is nothing left to lose - foo fighters

shaking hips & crashing cars - the royston club

don’t forget who you are - miles kane

thank you for the tag ! 99.9% sure that everyone i’m mutuals with has already been tagged.. i dunno i don’t speak a lot

joshua hommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeauhhg 🥴🥴🥴🥴

IG requests → "an accidental photo grandpa Alex took of himself bc he can't use an iPhone"

mileskane The Leadmill takes its final bow, and I'm honoured to play it out.

Come and join me and the band on 27th June for The Last Gig at The Leadmill...and the start of a new chapter for yours truly.

Tickets on sale this Friday 6th June at 10am BST.