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♔ 69/100 pictures of Mr. Turner.

Vignette: The Hair

Of hair washing and feeling guilty. Second instalment of Vignettes posted to AO3.

A Joshlex stand-alone scene, rated mature.

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Alex Turner - ASMR (some stuff I isolated)

special mentions to 00:00, 00:48, 01:00

Maida Vale 2009

@tedioepica you asked for Alex whimpering, this is pretty close

why the hell are josh and mikey with the rizzler

“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.

hey guys, just thought i’d share that i’ve posted the first chapter of my new fic ‘won’t you test the water with me?’ on ao3!

it’s a milex superhero au, inspired by the invincible tv show, and i really hope you guys enjoy it!

thank you so much to the lovely @uhbasicallyjustmilex for beta-reading and cheering me on!

rating: explicit

tags: alternate universe - superheroes/superpowers, developing relationship, fluff, smut.

summary: it’s not easy living under the shadow of an international household name. alex is the son of earth's most beloved superhero; alien superweapon turned savior - metaman. with superhuman lineage and impossible expectations, alex has spent his entire teenage life waiting for his own powers to emerge.

but, now eighteen and maddeningly ordinary, he begins to question everything: his identity, his future, and even whether he truly belongs in the legacy he was born into. that is, until, he's swept off his feet, quite literally.

i’d really appreciate any comments and/or kudos, happy reading!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66611155/chapters/171831730

got some gross and sexually deviant ideas that i can only project onto real life celebrities via fan fiction. sorry i can’t help it it’s literally what they’re there for

A Walk on the Wild Side with Mr. Snarl: chapter 3

The conclusion to my Josh Homme/Miles Kane/Alex Turner threesome fic has been posted on ao3.

To summarize, after some teasing and negotiation, Mr. Snarl enjoys a night of consensual kinky roleplay sex with Mr. Giant and Mr. Rascal.

This is, by far, the filthiest thing I have ever written. But it was a lot of fun to write. I hope that it meets your standards for Joshlex and Milex and Joshmilex smut.

Read A Walk on the Wild Side with Mr. Snarl

Josh: We're not related, Mike! But we're a kind of a family. Dean: Yeah, we fight. Josh: No we don't, Dean! [x]

i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

posting for no reason but i’m so tired right now and got hit with the biweekly wave of ‘oh my god i love micheal shuman’ and now im so excited about his existence that i can’t sit still

i’m exhausted somsone shoot me

i uhhhhh.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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josh put the zyns DOWN

hes mimicking him...

MILES AKNE NEW MUSIC HELPO

Matt Helders & Alex Turner

If I had a tail and knee socks are comfort tracks fr 😮‍💨

Will we get to see any turnercest?

oh yes please. I actually made some just for this ask bc I’m also a big fan👏😛

I like the humbug alex x the car alex dynamic… so that’s what I portrayed here

(Below the cut there’s some nudity but there’s no actual le cock or le ball)

heres some links to other ones I’ve drawn too

reading a fic about an old man celebrity (whom i have never met, been in a room with or spoken to): he would not to that. i know him

Fic idea: Josh Homme/Mikey Shoes cowboy AU, in which the old fox Homme gets injured when they're far away from civilization - when cattle herding with the rookie Mikey. They have complicated relationship, because Josh despise Mikey's flaunty, pretty boy persona, but the young man proves himself to be one bright, skilled and tough kid.

Please? Since watching Alive in the Catacombs I'm yearning for some good hurt/comfort Joshoes (Joshey?).

yehgeshhhrwashdh i’m so normal about ginger beard josh. …… …

“Is the studio your favorite place to be?”

if i made like a drabble fic with multiple chapters of just small one shots or snippets / scenarios i have written in my notes would you guys fw that. heart emoji

IG requests → "an accidental photo grandpa Alex took of himself bc he can't use an iPhone"

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66254029/chapters/170802574

kalopsia?

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: AM Era, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Sexual Tension, Implied Sexual Content, Reunions

Early 2013, Josh calls for some help on this taxing new record. Who else to call other than Alex? All the words running rampant in that terribly clever brain of his lead to one:

Kalopsia.

Whatever that means, it gives them an excuse to reunite.

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chapter 1 of the new fic is posted :)

it’s short (1.5k words) but chapter 2 will have the real smutty stuff and will be longer! this is just a prelude sorta :)

thanks guys for all the love on my last fic!!

(026/100) → Alex Turner.