A Walk On The Wild Side With Mr. Snarl: Chapter 3

Kneel and bow Take your licks You've gotta swallow your pride, hope success comes quick

reading a fic about an old man celebrity (whom i have never met, been in a room with or spoken to): he would not to that. i know him

and josh on his knees, so desperate for alex rubbing his face against his growing erection but not quite mouthing at it. breathing him in through his nose and resting his forehead against alexs soft lower belly. my minds jumped a million paces forward and im drawn to the idea of them both cumming into those panties and alex having to sit in rapidly cooling wet lace until their next moment alone. hopfully no one can see any wet spots on his jeans

And when they're finally alone and ready to head back (because it's short ride home and Josh feels capable to sneakily avoid all police patrols), Alex stops at the back of the car. "I can't take another second, 's gross." He steps out of his pants while Josh shields the view the best he can with his big body. Alex quickly undresses and goes commando in his jeans. The soft ball of pink panties stays in his hand, hesitantly. "Throw them out," Josh suggests, "I'll buy you new one." "Promise?" Joshua pulls him closer and kisses his temple. "Anything for my girlfriend." "I'm not a girlfriend, ya prick," Alex snarls dangerously into the collar of his jacket. He even curls a fist, ready to pound the words into Josh's flesh. The big man ruffles Alex's hair and pushes him towards the passenger door. "Stop talking back, chiquita, or I'll stuff them in your mouth instead." All he wants now, at this ungodly early hour, is a calm ride back home, and a dirty thought to occupy Alex's mind.

got some gross and sexually deviant ideas that i can only project onto real life celebrities via fan fiction. sorry i can’t help it it’s literally what they’re there for

back to the study adventures again... Josh was an easy choice when it comes to a 2 values study.

Miles Kane // Change The Show

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66254029/chapters/170802574

kalopsia?

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: AM Era, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Sexual Tension, Implied Sexual Content, Reunions

Early 2013, Josh calls for some help on this taxing new record. Who else to call other than Alex? All the words running rampant in that terribly clever brain of his lead to one:

Kalopsia.

Whatever that means, it gives them an excuse to reunite.

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chapter 1 of the new fic is posted :)

it’s short (1.5k words) but chapter 2 will have the real smutty stuff and will be longer! this is just a prelude sorta :)

thanks guys for all the love on my last fic!!

Josh Homme | May 17, 1973 taurus ☼, sagittarius ☽, virgo ⤉