Josh Homme - Blog Posts

got some gross and sexually deviant ideas that i can only project onto real life celebrities via fan fiction. sorry i can’t help it it’s literally what they’re there for

yehgeshhhrwashdh i’m so normal about ginger beard josh. …… …

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66254029/chapters/170802574

kalopsia?

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: AM Era, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Sexual Tension, Implied Sexual Content, Reunions

Early 2013, Josh calls for some help on this taxing new record. Who else to call other than Alex? All the words running rampant in that terribly clever brain of his lead to one:

Kalopsia.

Whatever that means, it gives them an excuse to reunite.

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chapter 1 of the new fic is posted :)

it’s short (1.5k words) but chapter 2 will have the real smutty stuff and will be longer! this is just a prelude sorta :)

thanks guys for all the love on my last fic!!

when i think of the word daddy all i can think of is josh homme. he just embodies it so well. i need to be sedated

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65217889

if you can summon the strength, tow me.

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: Humbug Hair, First Time, Drunk Sex, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Breaking Bad References, Feminisation.

Word Count: 7,344

A studio store cupboard tries its best to contain the noise of a lightweight Alex Turner and a bricked Josh Homme for the sakes of their dignity. Not sure if it works, though.

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hello… i’m so embarrassed to post this AHHHH idk why i’m NERVOUS

comments and such are appreciated i’ve been on this joshlex shit for wayyyyyyyyy too long… i’ve been writing loads of short one-shot stuff in my notes app but never posted any of them so here’s a full one (that i kept forgetting about..)

this for villains of circumstance 👅

and if Suture Up Your Future is in Alive In The Catacombs, I'm finding Homme and ripping that off-center belt buckle open, so help me, god