Josh Homme | May 17, 1973 Taurus ☼, Sagittarius ☽, Virgo ⤉

back to the study adventures again... Josh was an easy choice when it comes to a 2 values study.

posting for no reason but i’m so tired right now and got hit with the biweekly wave of ‘oh my god i love micheal shuman’ and now im so excited about his existence that i can’t sit still

i’m exhausted somsone shoot me

and josh on his knees, so desperate for alex rubbing his face against his growing erection but not quite mouthing at it. breathing him in through his nose and resting his forehead against alexs soft lower belly. my minds jumped a million paces forward and im drawn to the idea of them both cumming into those panties and alex having to sit in rapidly cooling wet lace until their next moment alone. hopfully no one can see any wet spots on his jeans

And when they're finally alone and ready to head back (because it's short ride home and Josh feels capable to sneakily avoid all police patrols), Alex stops at the back of the car. "I can't take another second, 's gross." He steps out of his pants while Josh shields the view the best he can with his big body. Alex quickly undresses and goes commando in his jeans. The soft ball of pink panties stays in his hand, hesitantly. "Throw them out," Josh suggests, "I'll buy you new one." "Promise?" Joshua pulls him closer and kisses his temple. "Anything for my girlfriend." "I'm not a girlfriend, ya prick," Alex snarls dangerously into the collar of his jacket. He even curls a fist, ready to pound the words into Josh's flesh. The big man ruffles Alex's hair and pushes him towards the passenger door. "Stop talking back, chiquita, or I'll stuff them in your mouth instead." All he wants now, at this ungodly early hour, is a calm ride back home, and a dirty thought to occupy Alex's mind.

“me and al” “he’s me bro” “he’ll be me bro ‘til i die”

x

Josh: And that’s why he’s my favorite.

A Walk on the Wild Side with Mr. Snarl: chapter 3

The conclusion to my Josh Homme/Miles Kane/Alex Turner threesome fic has been posted on ao3.

To summarize, after some teasing and negotiation, Mr. Snarl enjoys a night of consensual kinky roleplay sex with Mr. Giant and Mr. Rascal.

This is, by far, the filthiest thing I have ever written. But it was a lot of fun to write. I hope that it meets your standards for Joshlex and Milex and Joshmilex smut.

Read A Walk on the Wild Side with Mr. Snarl

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65217889

if you can summon the strength, tow me.

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: Humbug Hair, First Time, Drunk Sex, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Breaking Bad References, Feminisation.

Word Count: 7,344

A studio store cupboard tries its best to contain the noise of a lightweight Alex Turner and a bricked Josh Homme for the sakes of their dignity. Not sure if it works, though.

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hello… i’m so embarrassed to post this AHHHH idk why i’m NERVOUS

comments and such are appreciated i’ve been on this joshlex shit for wayyyyyyyyy too long… i’ve been writing loads of short one-shot stuff in my notes app but never posted any of them so here’s a full one (that i kept forgetting about..)

joshua hommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeauhhg 🥴🥴🥴🥴