Josh: And That’s Why He’s My Favorite.

Josh Homme | May 17, 1973 taurus ☼, sagittarius ☽, virgo ⤉

noel hands appreciation post ⋆˙⟡♡

He simply loves grass. [x]

Miles Kane // Change The Show

secret door – brixton, 2009 [x]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65217889

if you can summon the strength, tow me.

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: Humbug Hair, First Time, Drunk Sex, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Breaking Bad References, Feminisation.

Word Count: 7,344

A studio store cupboard tries its best to contain the noise of a lightweight Alex Turner and a bricked Josh Homme for the sakes of their dignity. Not sure if it works, though.

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hello… i’m so embarrassed to post this AHHHH idk why i’m NERVOUS

comments and such are appreciated i’ve been on this joshlex shit for wayyyyyyyyy too long… i’ve been writing loads of short one-shot stuff in my notes app but never posted any of them so here’s a full one (that i kept forgetting about..)

All My Own Stunts

Josh [Homme] comes and sings on this one. He’s very dominant, his voice. When you record his voice it just sort of leaps out, it’s great. What else can I tell you about that one? It’s got another reference to cowboy films. It just says, “I’ve been watching cowboy films on gloomy afternoons” which were something I were doing at the time. It’s also where we let ourselves have a bit of a wig-out.

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hello!! I love ur bots in c.ai I think ur writing is perfect!! I was trying to find u in janitor ai but I can't so I was wandering if you could send me the link of ur acc 😁

https://janitorai.com/profiles/2953e518-1120-46aa-91de-ea4f55339636_profile-of-heldersbound

hello ! there it is lol 😭 i haven’t posted anything yet im a bit apprehensive considering the downright DIRTINESS of that ai (i love it)

but i’ve got a decent handful of ideas and i do take requests so don’t be shy guys im extremely depraved too 😆

when i think of the word daddy all i can think of is josh homme. he just embodies it so well. i need to be sedated