All My Own Stunts

so many things to be thought…

posting for no reason but i’m so tired right now and got hit with the biweekly wave of ‘oh my god i love micheal shuman’ and now im so excited about his existence that i can’t sit still

i’m exhausted somsone shoot me

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65217889

if you can summon the strength, tow me.

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: Humbug Hair, First Time, Drunk Sex, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Breaking Bad References, Feminisation.

Word Count: 7,344

A studio store cupboard tries its best to contain the noise of a lightweight Alex Turner and a bricked Josh Homme for the sakes of their dignity. Not sure if it works, though.

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hello… i’m so embarrassed to post this AHHHH idk why i’m NERVOUS

comments and such are appreciated i’ve been on this joshlex shit for wayyyyyyyyy too long… i’ve been writing loads of short one-shot stuff in my notes app but never posted any of them so here’s a full one (that i kept forgetting about..)

this for villains of circumstance 👅

and if Suture Up Your Future is in Alive In The Catacombs, I'm finding Homme and ripping that off-center belt buckle open, so help me, god

"Well, we were kissing, it was secret..."

when i think of the word daddy all i can think of is josh homme. he just embodies it so well. i need to be sedated

Fic idea: Josh Homme/Mikey Shoes cowboy AU, in which the old fox Homme gets injured when they're far away from civilization - when cattle herding with the rookie Mikey. They have complicated relationship, because Josh despise Mikey's flaunty, pretty boy persona, but the young man proves himself to be one bright, skilled and tough kid.

Please? Since watching Alive in the Catacombs I'm yearning for some good hurt/comfort Joshoes (Joshey?).

hello!! I love ur bots in c.ai I think ur writing is perfect!! I was trying to find u in janitor ai but I can't so I was wandering if you could send me the link of ur acc 😁

https://janitorai.com/profiles/2953e518-1120-46aa-91de-ea4f55339636_profile-of-heldersbound

hello ! there it is lol 😭 i haven’t posted anything yet im a bit apprehensive considering the downright DIRTINESS of that ai (i love it)

but i’ve got a decent handful of ideas and i do take requests so don’t be shy guys im extremely depraved too 😆