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Bravo also to Robert Eggers for probably the least bad depiction of Transylvania in Western vampire cinematic history:

1. Having actual Romanian actors doing the dialogue in Romanian. You'd think this is a low bar to clear but nope.

2. High quality costume design that looks pretty accurate to 19th century Romanian and Roma peasantry, even down to specific braided hairstyles from the Transylvanian region.

3. Depiction of Roma people but refrains from having them as some typical Hollywood exoticizing role like a magical fortune teller etc. They're in like half a scene, just chilling and playing music in front of an inn.

4. Use of the word "strigoi" which are actual spirits in Romanian folklore, unlike the term "vampire" which didn't exist in Romania.

5. Sorry to the Nosferatu moustache haters, but a Romanian nobleman would have had that exact facial hair.

6. Depiction of religion (nuns, churches) that actually looks like Eastern Orthodoxy and not some vaguely spooky goth Christianity.

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professional opinion of the day: Hellhammers chesthair.

insanely hot. like come on. i can’t find that ONE picture of him shirtless (so if anyone wants to throw it in the reblogs i’ll give you a kiss 😚) but omfg so fucking hot.

and it’s like why is he allowed to be that fucking attractive? like sure, varg was hot in his day, necro was, euro was, dead was a little cutie too. but hellhammer has just aged so fucking well and the carpet that sits upon his chest only makes things better.

i can imagine it’s gray by down, but i can’t wait until the day the hair on his beautiful perfect gorgeous head starts going gray.

why do you have to be so sexy jan? maybe we’ll never know.

Bonus and happy with that

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

Hellhammer

born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

So tired of the unnecessary Mayhem banter and also the obscene amount of fucking posers who are LITTERING all things Mayhem. Are they actually the best black metal band? Imo, no, there's way better out there. The reason they're the most popular is because they're the most legendary!! I don't think Euronymous's riffs are actually that good, and I don't think Dead's vocals are actually incredible and set the standard-- but I respect their legacy and I respect the people who are in that band and who have been in it (even Varg....... a little bit) because they are/were real human beings and their only relevance in life isn't that they played in some fucking band, they had/have personal lives and thoughts. Just because Pelle is smiling and looking silly in a lot of his photos doesn't undermine the fact he was terribly unwell, he's not your fucking tragic golden angel, he was some guy you probably wouldn't have liked if you knew him personally. Tears didn't trickle down when he wasn't feeling too great, he cut himself and killed small animals?! And Euronymous wasn't some fat, ugly, gay dickhead, he was well liked among his peers!! People just hate men who aren't conventionally attractive (it's literally just that he didn't wash his hair) -- "He took a picture of Dead after his suicide!" DO YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THIS BAND HAS BEEN TRYING TO TEACH FOR LIKE, THE PAST 30 YEARS!?!?! It's about guts, gore, hatred, and everything antiChrist!! of fucking course he took a picture of Dead, dead. It was also most likely an incredibly traumatic moment for him!? Dude went off the rails after Pelle died

And why does no one talk about Hellhammer?? He was there!!

he's pretty :p And there's so many other guys who were/are in Mayhem, why is the focus always shone on Dead, Euronymous, and Count Dicksnack!!!?! Necrobutcher is sometimes mentioned... but only as a source of historical knowledge, even though he's a POS and incredibly biased ... because,, as I've stated before, these guys aren't characters in a play for you, they're everyday guys you maybe wouldn't even like... because they preach sin, death, and the devil...?

I've also seen some REALLY bizarre statements stemming from people who have a passion for shitting on Mayhem. Such as "Dead was self-centered" and the most insane take yet "Euronymous deserved it" FUCK OFF!!!!! He did NOT deserve death. I will defend Øystein Aarseth to my grave, I swear. I don't agree with, like any of his opinions and ideals, but I wholeheartedly believe he did not deserve to be murdered. Did he burn down churches? Yeah, and that's fucked up. Did he take a picture of his friend's corpse? Yeah, and that's fucked up. Did he deserve to be murdered? NOOOO!! Anyone who thinks he deserved to be murdered.... hear me now: I will fold you like laundry then shove you up my ass. You're actually fucking deranged to say that about a person.

Making fun of Mayhem everytime someone mentions it, even going out of your way to find someone talking about it... you will never be kvlt sorry :P you aren't cool you're just fat. "They're too popular" and you are listening to Darkthrone? Almost equally as popular? If not that you're listening to Bathory and Venom guaranteed

Also I am #1 Pelle Ohlin fan cause no one else who simultaneously really likes him also respects him as a person and as a deceased person. The crown is mine cause wtf?? All Mayhem fans on Pinterest should be banned

Finally, do I even like Mayhem that much? No, they're pretty mediocre. But they were the first band I was really invested in, so I will defend them and die on this hill.

The only one accurate to vlad the impaler

Daniel Nuță in a new Vlad project 😍

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I have so much more 🤣😅

enjoy this pic of Jan i found in the depths of pinterest

we remain...

So precious

Men become more attractive whenever they display affection.

Fenriz at the Elm Street Rock Cafe in Oslo, Norway.

Never happens

Cutie gylve

I <3 Fenriz

Happy Norway day

gratulerer med dagen norge 🤘😘🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

Nothing hurts more than being so far misunderstood that it's a waste of time even trying to explain cause it just hurts more

40 years forever mayhem here's to more

i couldn't even appreciate the artistry behind the clothing designs this year at the met gala because my bitterness and anger toward the exorbitantly wealthy has grown too much to be contained i try to say ooo pretty gown but all the black hateful bile starts oozing out from under the lid of its container. 7 months of genocide and the largest homeless camps my city has ever seen and food banks in the universities and baby formula locked behind glass and stomach gnawing guilt over a $7 latte and rent is always late and always behind on electricity bills uh ohhhh summer is here time for another wild fire. oooo pretty gown. the next met gala theme will be bear spray and what happens is i bear spray inside the gallery. i can't even force a sort of healthy detachment anymore like "haha oh well i guess that movie actor is rich it's not like they're an ultra wealthy bazillionaire oooo pretty gown" they're all worms to me vile beasts i look at them in their isolated imagine john lennon covid song bubble and i feeeeeel the milk of human kindness curdling within me. how can you smile at the camera. we are all dying girl. isn't there a protest not even a block away from you guys? protesters and riot cops and homeless ppl in the streets. i guess that's unfair you guys deserve a night of glitz and glamour and getting away from it all as if you're not constantly away from it all. girl we are dying. sick sick world. sick dying world. anyway i didn't watch the met gala this year

Nrk tv mayhem 40 anniversary

Watch now or it will be gone

"The name spawned when I was around 16 years old. All of my favorite bands, like, Hellhammer, Venom, they all had cool nicknames. So we basically stole the nicknames out of Celtic Frost and Hellhammer.

Hellhammer - Hellhammer, Maniac is (Hellhammer song) ‘Maniac'; Necrobutcher is Slayed Necros... That was just some names we picked out for ourselves. Somebody told me, 'You can't put these two names together because it's wrong, grammatically. Necro-butcher.'

"And I'm thinking, 'This is perfect!' Because it tells people that this guy must be f*cking insane to come up with this name that's not even grammatically right or correct. I was thinking to myself, 'That's perfect. I'll keep that. Let's keep that.” - Necrobutcher, showing an appreciation for grammar. Interviewed by Heavy New York, 2019.

(He doesn’t mention it in this interview, but for those who were unaware, the name Euronymous is taken from the Hellhammer song ‘Eurynomos’. The name also appears in ‘The Infernal Names’ in LaVey’s Satanic Bible, written as Euronymous. The real Euronymous was no fan of LaVey’s. However, the Infernal Names is fun reading as it’s like a who’s who of black metal names. 🕯)

@the.old.mayhem on instagram

I've never hated anyone As much as I do you now

Thank you

i love u people with crooked teeth who refused to get cosmetic veneers once they became famous despite pressure to change i love u crooked teeth i love u tooth gaps i love u teeth that are uniquely yours i love u crowded mouths i love u toothy smiles

Mami

@funeral-fog-mayhem 🌹🌹

Ted Skjellum aka Nocturno Culto (Darkthrone)

So cute

Sleepy

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In love with the bad guys

The judgement day

#wwe

20 years later