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Looking at Richard Z. Kruspe

(Had to pare down the number of images to get this to show up in the tags, so if you want to see a version with more images, it’s just one post back in my blog)

Possibly the most handsome member of Rammstein, let’s take a look at the fine piece of ass that is Richard Z. Kruspe.

Richard’s appearance varies based on hair and weight. When younger and thinner, his features could have a very pointy look. Older, chumby Richard is softer. His face is rather triangle shaped, with a broader rectangular forehead narrowing down to a squarish chin. His forehead and his brow ridge protrude in a way that often casts his eyes in shadow, and his nose is sharp and straight. Young Richard was a dreamboat pretty boy who belonged in a boy band, stealing the hearts of teenage girls. Older Richard is more distinguished, more handsome than pretty (but he can still be pretty!).

Richard is a man of many haircuts. Personally, I’m less of a fan of some of the spikey styles, especially that one where it looks like there’s a pyramid on his head? I think they tend to make his forehead look huge. I prefer it down and neatly parted, or shorter spikes. He keeps it dyed black nowadays which makes his skin look delightfully pale, appropriate for a goth.

Also, his smile is very cute! His eyes scrunch up and you can see his entire top row of teeth.

Now, normally when it comes to a man as muscular as Richard, it seems right to call them buff or brawny. But me, I think of him as voluptuous. Everything about his body is soft and inviting. While I don’t think it’s as obvious when viewing him from the front, from the side, Richard is clearly thicc, with substantial torso, an arching back, and lovely ass. Wide hips too, which those belt on stage compliment perfectly.

That chest! Those shoulders! That belly you just want to nuzzle your face into! (Or maybe that’s just me?)

Richard has two style modes: giving a damn and not giving a damn at all. Of course, everyone dresses more casually some times, but it’s surprising how often you’ll see a photo of the Rammstein guys, where everyone is wearing a nice leather jacket or a scarf or a tasteful black dress shirt…and he’s hanging around in yoga pants, a hoodie, sneakers, and that god forsaken gray hat. Good for him though. Dress as cozy as you like, Richard.

Giving a damn Richard varies when it comes to the degree to which he dresses like he shops exclusively from Hot Topic. Of course, Richard’s trademark colors are black and red, and he wears them on his nails like the emo icon he is, and on his clothes too (white sometimes replaces red when he’s representing Emigrate, it seems). Sometimes he wears eyeliner or eye shadow, and along with the nails, this can give him a rather femme look. If we’re very lucky, he’ll even wear rings. This is not a man who cares what others think of his fashion choices, and I respect that.