Wow! I Post Something Finally. This Is Lyre (He/They) A Lil Creepy Thing I Made. He’s Technically Dead.

@disappointed-by-lack-of-soup

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Come on guys!!! Let’s go this

ALL THREE AT ONCE LETS GO

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KEEP TAGGING THIS ‼️ the tags aren’t trending anymore so keep tagging it if you rb ‼️ (let’s make it to valentine’s day!)

I hate that this could work

Modern vampire fiction: Vampires are scheming masterminds whose plots cannot be fathomed by mortal man.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1897): Most people become mindless animals when they turn into vampires; Dracula is exceptional in that he retained any intelligence at all, but he's still dumb as hell, and his schemes literally only work because he's rich.

10 posts! Lurker boi

Oh deer

Sometimes I forget that tumblr’s algorithm is different then other platforms so I’m confused that people see my posts.

I have a creepy mask and too much free time.

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

@chaotic-conquest

Normal transgender dysphoria:

Chest too big

Chest not big enough

Facial balance wrong

Muscles too prominent

Skeletal structure too dainty

Incurable secret dysphoria

Not enough eyes

No tentacles

Teeth too dull

No halo

No bioluminescence

It most certainly feels like that

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.