Fbi Agent Watching Me Click On Another 100k Fic At 2am: This Bitch Needs Help

So real

Rereading the Remus quidditch commentary scene in all the young dudes to feel happy again after the crimson rivers update today

HCs I would love to see in a 'Potions Professor Regulus black' fic:

Note: I read regulus was great at DADA but I HC potions was a close-second & his favorite subject

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-Regulus survives the inferi and goes into hiding. He sends an anonymous tip to the order about the horcruxes and peter being the mole.

-he continues to exchange anonymous info with dumbledore through kreacher. Eventually dumbledore is the first to figure out he's alive.

- The first order is able to defeat Voldemort in 1981

-Dumbledore vouches for regulus when he comes out of hiding. He continuosly offers him a position at hogwarts which he declines.

-Regulus had moved in with andromeda and ted after faking his death.

-after the war, Sirius and remus renovated and live at grimmauld place.

-Sirius often reaches out to regulus but always gets rejected, with his letters returned.

-Regulus never fully healed from his experience in the cave and suffers from ptsd/depression.

-after some convincing, Regulus takes the position as potions master in 1991. (Takes snape's place).

-alot of upper classmen vouch that he's a much better professor than Snape.

-Regulus is a black cat animagus

-Harry is sorted into slytherin and always writes home of how Professor black is one of his favorite professors.

-implied Drarry, with draco being close with his aunt andromeda too. Lucius serves time in azkaban and isnt able to set a bad influence.

-Regulus and Harry bond over quidditch and Reg gives him seeker tips.

-Draco is slytherin chaser and has a similar bond with James.

-lily and james divorce after the war but still remain friends.

-James and sirius become aurors, James being head auror.

-Remus still becomes DADA professor in 1993.

-Regulus is the one to help him with the Wolfsbane potion. They end of up bonding and becoming close friends.

-that same year, peter escapes from azkaban and the ministry still sends dementors to hogwarts.

-Sirius is assigned the auror to lead the mission of capturing peter.

-Sirius is able to reconnect with Regulus during his stay at hogwarts.

-it started out with them bonding (i.e, sirius annoying Regulus) through their animagus forms.

-Remus got tired of hearing rumors of a black dog and cat chasing each other around school grounds and forced them to start interacting normally.

-After being invited (Regulus prefers "harrassed") by sirius and harry about spending the holidays with them. Regulus finds himself falling in love with james and they start a relationship.

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This honestly came out more like a whole story outline.

Edit: if anybody uses this exact outline for a story, tag me & let me know 💛

To real

My friend keeps asking me if I'm dating someone because I'm "constantly smiling at your phone" and i don't know how to break it to her that I'm reading about dead gay wizards

OH MY GOD.

VAMPIRE SIRIUS x COWBOY REMUS (pt. 2)

part 1

via likeafunerall on instagram

45 years since the kiss that started it all. The kiss that made Sirius question it all.

and you ask why I'm crying today 🥰

anyways happy 61st birthday Remu

NOT TODAY 😩

(minerva and sirius, not ship, (slight wolfstar), just had a test and i got a b on it so it’s ok, attempt at anGST)

no, but just imagine.

it was second or third of november, an ugly, cloudy day and minerva mcgonagall lost her boys. she lost james and lily, great people, with all of their life ahead of them, with a son. it was depressing really, such young people  

she received a letter in which is wrote that sirius was taken away to azkaban. she knows he’s innocent, there is no other way!

and she screamed.

she screamed for the little boy, first year, who formed an unlike bond with a crazy-haired boy called james potter, with a tall, scrawny, scarred child called remus lupin and with a chubby boy called peter. 

she screamed for the second year sirius who came in her who came in her office at the end of the last term and, on a firm voice, he said “i want to take all optional courses”. for a boy that was always in the library that researched animagi “without a reason, i’m just curious.”

she screamed for a third year raven-haired boy who discreetly stared at his honey-colored hair friend and, despite it not being obvious, minerva knew. he fell for remus lupin. and he came out to her. firstly.

she screamed for a fourth year sirius black who excelled all of his classes, who looked in a special way at remus but then shook his head and laughed at one of james’ jokes and pat peter’s back and helped students when they needed it. she screamed for a boy that confessed his feeling to his best friend and, as they walked hand in hand in the great hall, she noticed that was the happiest he’s ever been.

she sobbed for a fifth year sirius who fucked up. badly. she remembers him coming in her office and crying, saying he didn’t think it’d get this far, and she believed him. because that was the truth. she knew he tried stuff he shouldn’t, she knew he cried himself to sleep. and she hugged him. later in life she found out that was the first, loving hug he ever got. and sirius fixed everything. they were the marauders again. and god was she proud when she found out all of his OWLs were all Outstandings and Exceed Expectations.

she cried for a sixth year sirius, now a runaway from home and she had to check up on him because he is her son. and he told her. everything. for a sirius black, all tattoos, piercings, long hair and even longer limbs with a laugh like a bark, who helped first years with directions and with studying. did peter’s charms essays when he couldn’t. he was turning into a man.

she cried for the seventh year sirius, happy and whole. she knew he had nights he didn’t sleep or nights he spent on the astronomy tower but she knew he was happy. he told her. she saw it. of course, he could be lying. but it was true, and they knew it.

she screamed for sirius black. a lover, a son, a friend, a student, a brother, a friend, a warrior with a shattered childhood.

she screamed. for her son.

my year in fic 2022

marauders edition

i started reading marauders fanfiction in July, and these are all the fics i have completed since, in order of when i read them (roughly)

just lovers (like we were supposed to be) & intermission by zeppazariel

Best Friend's Brother by zeppazariel (i will admit, i'm saving the last chapter of this one, so i'm not technically done)

Crimson Rivers by zeppazariel

All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89

All the Young Dudes - Sirius's Perspective by Rollercoasterwords

The Hand That Feeds (series) by Rollercoasterwords

Kill Your Darlings by MesserMoon

The Cadence of Part-time Poets & Cadence: The B-Sides by motswolo

Hey Dorcas by moonymoment

The Chimaera & The Wolf (series) by Keysie

Here's Looking at You Kid by MesserMoon

Sweater Weather, Coast to Coast, & Vaincre by lumosinlove

wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel

that's the art of getting by by sarewolf

Of Memories and Milk Thievery by moonymoment

Stereotypical by introvertedhufflepuff

Sober Thoughts by moonymoment & zeppazariel

This Rotten Work by Rollercoasterwords

Staying Strangers by 3amAndCounting

millions of words later...

i don't read books anymore, just them <3

with the sharpest jawline out there - doodling Remus' and his name on the back of his transfiguration papers.

Sirius: I can't talk right now I'm doing hoy girl shit

Sirius: *keeps doodling hearts around "Sirius and Remus Lupin" on his notebook*

I love the possessive Regulus narrative

Regulus whispering mine mine mine as he kisses James

Regulus tracing his name on James' body

Regulus writing his initials on whatevet part of James is close enough.

Its not unusual to find James potters hands inked with the letters R.A.B

This is the most amazing fanart my eyes have ever come across

just two friends having a friendly sleepover (rem’s mum totally knows but she’s a bro and lets them do their thing)